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Tan Dysmorphia is Very Real, TikTok Derm Proves Amid Viral Pale Trend

When asked about tanning dysmorphia by one commenter, @bright.eyesss replied saying “I learned the term in high school when I would lay in the tanning bed every day lol.”

Woman Has Alleged 'Full Body Orgasm' During Los Angeles Philharmonic Performance

How good was the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s Friday night performance of Tchaikovsky’s Fifth Symphony? Well, allegedly good enough to give a woman in the audience a full-body orgasm.

The Newest Toxic Body Challenge: Can You Fit Through a Tennis Racket?

TikTok has never been the healthiest app when it comes to body image.

This Peace Hook Guru Wants to Stimulate Your Chakras

Chris, aka @peacehook on TikTok, shares videos of himself “Peace Hooking” as a form of meditation.

Someone Claiming to Be Gypsy Roses' Little Sister Is Debunking Claims about Her Sibling Ahead of Her Prison Release

Earlier this month, true crime influencer and podcaster @crime_cast detailed just how worried some of Gypsy’s friends have become surrounding the specifics of her release.

The 'Elite Breeding Couple' Have a Long and Cringeworthy Reddit History

Simone and Malcolm Collins became the main characters of Twitter this week after they were featured in a Telegraph article titled, “Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.”

MLB Player Complains That United Flight Attendant Made His Pregnant Wife Clean Up His Daughter's Mess

Real Customer Service Is a Complimentary Cig With My Coffee

Hey Y’all, Come Laugh at This $29 NYC Sandwich

Move over, avocado toast, yet another food has emerged onto the scene, primed and ready to thwart the financial goals of all non-One Pecenters in its path.

All the Best Dunks on Jake Shields' Terrible Tweet

The Internet's Newest Historical Hero: Who was Semen Hitler?

It may have taken nearly 80 years, but it seems Nazi leader Adolf Hitler’s reign as history’s famous Hitler may finally be drawing to a close – enter Twitter’s latest historical darling, a Red Army soldier by the name of Semen Hitler.

California Police Drove 500 Miles to Confiscate and Slaughter 9-Year-Old's Pet Goat

A California woman has filed a federal lawsuit after police drove 500 miles with a warrant to seize and slaughter her 9-year-old daughter’s pet goat.

'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man

While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs

Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.

Animal Facts That Prove Human Nature Isn’t That Strange after All

Humans are pretty messed up, nobody's denying that. However, some fairly simple research on animals reveals that human nature isn't all THAT strange.

‘Adorable Idiots’: Men Reveal Times They Didn’t Get the Hint While Being Flirted With

As Will Smith once said in the 2005 box office smash hit 'Hitch', "With no guile and no game, there's no girl."

ChatGPT-4 Paid a Task Rabbit to Help It Pass a CAPTCHA Test

Chat GPT-4, the latest version of OpenAI's artificial intelligence chatbot, was released on March 14th and a day later it has already accomplished some staggering feats, such as turning a hand-drawn sketch into a functional website and creating a fully co

Adele Fans Have No Time For Vinyl

Adele might have just overestimated her core audience's interest in physical media.

A Full Breakdown of Marlon Brando's Disgusting Eating Habits

From fast food pit stops on 9/11 to biting live frogs, the late great Marlon Brando was apparently an absolute mongrel when it came to his eating habits.

‘Teletubbies’ Conspiracy Theorizes a Bulgarian Children’s Asylum Inspired the Famed Children's Show

The children's show which first aired 26 years ago on BBC is at the center of a deep dark conspiracy theory. Was Teletubbies actually inspired by 4 children being held in an infamous Bulgarian mental asylum?

5 Hospitality Horror Stories from Hotel Staff

If we as a society all agree that customer service is the absolute worst industry, then the perfect subset of that has to be hospitality.

'Why Can’t My Dreams Come True?': Austin Butler Gets Oscar Snub Meme Treatment

Elvis seemed to be a favorite going into last night's Academy Awards with 8 nominations including a Best Actor nom for star, Austin Butler.

5 Genres of Music We Absolutely Despise

Music is what brings people together. It's also what tears people apart.

'Leftovers Never Tasted So Good': Man Uses Hotel Bathtub to Reheat His Leftovers

It's 2023 and hotels still aren't providing guests with basic human amenities.

Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance, What Netflix Gets Right and Wrong

'MH370 The Plane That Disappeared' is now available to stream on Netflix.