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Man in Gas Mask Drops Smoke Bombs, Opens Fire in NYC Subway

An unidentified gunman opened fire this morning on a Brooklyn subway train in New York City, wounding over a dozen people and leaving five in critical condition.

12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth

Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.

New Influencer Only Airline Is Everything Wrong With The World

'Death on the Nile' is Getting Roasted for Maybe Worst FX Ever

Leaked Amazon List of Banned Words Feels like 1984 Come to Life

'Someone Is Getting Fired' - Twitter Memes 'The Northman' Poster After Forgetting to Include the Title of the Film

With a job well done the poster was posted on the subway platform for all to see and admire, sure to help bring in audiences for the prominently displayed April 22 release date for... wait which movie again?

Louis C.K. Wins Most Cancelled Person To Still Win Grammy

Five years after committing and admitting to sexual misconduct, Louis CK has risen back to the top of the comedy world by winning last night’s Grammy award for the best comedy album of 2021.

Flash Star Ezra Miller Arrested, Seems Like A Bad Person

Twitter Hates Stranger Things' Awful New Haircuts

People were not a fan of the bowl cuts

When Did Athletes Get So Soft? NBA Player Fined 40k After Confronting Young Fan

When did athletes become such big pussies?

Kim Kardashian Deletes Tweet after Photoshop Allegations

Coming from the billionaire who just told every other woman in the world to "Get your a** up and work", it's no surprise that Kim Kardashian's social media would be fake as well.

Ryan Coogler Detained After Trying to Withdraw 12k From His Own Bank

Ryan Coogler, the director of 'Black Panther', 'Creed' and 'Fruitvale Station', was detained in Atlanta when trying to withdraw 12 thousand dollars from a Bank of America.

Woman Arrested After Faking Her Own Kidnapping in 2016

During the time of her alleged kidnapping, she was staying with her ex-boyfriend and had harmed herself to make the events seem more authentic.

"Millions" Worth of NFTs Stolen from Largest NFT Marketplace OpenSea

Here we are again.

'Bored' Security Guard Draws Eyes on Million-Dollar Painting of Faceless Figures

You had ONE job, dude.

Busted Bitcoin Launderer Deletes Evidence of Rap Career, But The Internet Saved the Receipts

The DOJ declared on Tuesday that they had arrested two individuals living in New York, Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan, after discovering they had stolen $4.5 billion in a cryptocurrency money laundering scheme during the 2016 hack on Bitfinex.

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead

Bronx Zoo Continues Tradition of Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex's For Valentines Day

There has been a long-running tradition around the country of zoos naming animals after exes, and most animals chosen are not the cute and cuddly kind.

NYC Mayor Says Heroin Addiction And Cheese Addiction Are the Same Thing

The newly elected mayor of New York City is constantly giving us the most insane takes, and it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Mother Charged With Attempted Murder After Dropping Her 3 Year Old Into Bear Enclosure

The zookeepers were able to distract Zuzu away from the girl and get her to safety.

30-Year-Old Dog Walker and Antiwork Mod "Fired" After Disastrous Fox News Interview

The r/antiwork subreddit began in 2013 under the anarchist ideology that work as a means of survival should be abolished and that every human should have basic necessities met no matter who they are.

Viewers Call Cops on Streamer's Mom After She Attacks Him For Blasting Music at 3AM

Welcome to the modern world, where our dirty laundry has become entertainment for strangers on the internet.

TikToker Reports Door Dash Worker For Ignoring No-Contact Delivery, Gets Him Fired

@bailesb12 said her boyfriend tested positive for COVID-19 and that he had been in quarantine for the past few days. She wanted to do something nice for him by buying him snacks and hydrating drinks like Gatorade and Vitamin Water. The trouble started

LAPD Upholds 2017 Firing of Officers Who Ignored Robbery Call To Catch Snorlax in Pokemon GO

Two LAPD police officers are to remain fired after a court upheld their 2017 termination for ignoring a call for backup to a robbery-in-progress to instead chase a Snorlax outside their beat area in Pokemon GO.