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'Bored' Security Guard Draws Eyes on Million-Dollar Painting of Faceless Figures

You had ONE job, dude.

Busted Bitcoin Launderer Deletes Evidence of Rap Career, But The Internet Saved the Receipts

The DOJ declared on Tuesday that they had arrested two individuals living in New York, Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan, after discovering they had stolen $4.5 billion in a cryptocurrency money laundering scheme during the 2016 hack on Bitfinex.

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead

Bronx Zoo Continues Tradition of Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex's For Valentines Day

There has been a long-running tradition around the country of zoos naming animals after exes, and most animals chosen are not the cute and cuddly kind.

NYC Mayor Says Heroin Addiction And Cheese Addiction Are the Same Thing

The newly elected mayor of New York City is constantly giving us the most insane takes, and it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Mother Charged With Attempted Murder After Dropping Her 3 Year Old Into Bear Enclosure

The zookeepers were able to distract Zuzu away from the girl and get her to safety.

30-Year-Old Dog Walker and Antiwork Mod "Fired" After Disastrous Fox News Interview

The r/antiwork subreddit began in 2013 under the anarchist ideology that work as a means of survival should be abolished and that every human should have basic necessities met no matter who they are.

Viewers Call Cops on Streamer's Mom After She Attacks Him For Blasting Music at 3AM

Welcome to the modern world, where our dirty laundry has become entertainment for strangers on the internet.

TikToker Reports Door Dash Worker For Ignoring No-Contact Delivery, Gets Him Fired

@bailesb12 said her boyfriend tested positive for COVID-19 and that he had been in quarantine for the past few days. She wanted to do something nice for him by buying him snacks and hydrating drinks like Gatorade and Vitamin Water. The trouble started

LAPD Upholds 2017 Firing of Officers Who Ignored Robbery Call To Catch Snorlax in Pokemon GO

Two LAPD police officers are to remain fired after a court upheld their 2017 termination for ignoring a call for backup to a robbery-in-progress to instead chase a Snorlax outside their beat area in Pokemon GO.

Guy Gets Shredded Online For His Clubbing Shirt

He never stood a chance.

HBO Tanking Peloton's Stock Proves The Meme Economy Is Real

The new reboot of Sex and the City is back on HBO and in the premier episode, a familiar character gets killed off. But the catch is that Peloton's stock took a tumble because the character died on their bike.

18 Christmas Lights Resembling Everyone’s Favorite Phallic Friend

Halo Infinite's 'Baby Warthog' Glitch is Cracking Players Up

343 Industries has yet to acknowledge the Baby Warthog Glitch, but many players are hoping the developer takes their sweet time to patch the fun and seemingly harmless oddity that only seems to rear its head at complete random.

10 Movies So Bad They're Actually Pretty Good

Bad movies get made for all sorts of reasons. Someone has a crazy idea, someone funds it, and it’s not good. However, this shortlist of off-the-wall feature films isn't just your average "bad movie" list, this is a "so-bad, its great" movie list.

Jacksonville Jaguars Coach Urban Meyer Embarasses Self, Team

Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer is making all the wrong headlines in his pro football career.

Burger Shop Bans Kids From Dining Alone and They Have Pretty Good Reasons

A Burger place in California caught some headlines recently after they enacted a new policy that forbids minors under 18 from dining without a guardian. And the reasons for doing so are pretty hilarious.

Dream Admits to Cheating During His World Record Minecraft Speedrun

Dream has finally come clean about his world-recording setting Minecraft speedrun, which he says he broke by using a mod he didn't know was on his computer.

Jake Paul Held a Golf Cart Race Through a Protected Nesting Ground of Endangered Sea Turtles

TikTok Lunacy Reaches Apex as Chlorophyll Water Worshipped

Bill Gates Negotiated Vacations With His Ex During Marriage, Chilled With Epstein

David Dobrik's Douchebaggery Dug Up Once More

Clearly, this is not a great year for the embattled YouTube star.

CyberPunk'd 2077: The Joke's On Us

Come, gather round, and read the epic story of one poor soul's unfortunate journey through the high-tech futures-cape of Cyberpunk 2077.

Cargo Ship Blocking Suez Canal Inspires Slew of Memes

It's disrupting billions of dollars of global trade, but at least the memes are good!