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‘Two Friends to Share Them With’: You Can Only Add Two Things to These Hot Dogs
Amid all the hypotheticals that have ignited the internet — questions like “Would you rather eat out of your a–hole or poop out of your mouth” or “Would you rather never get it on again or have everyone you sleep with sound like goofy” — a new and much mo
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Man Comes into Possession of 66 Tons of Chocolate
A Philadelphia man has found himself in quite the odd predicament, albeit one entirely of his own making. Curtis Remarc took to Twitter this week to reveal that one of his friends has come into 133,000 pounds of chocolate. Yes, you read that right.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model
RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
The Party’s Over: As Social Media Companies Test Paid Subscription Models, Free Users Can Expect a Worse User Experience
The early days of the internet feel like a fever dream now: open access to as much information as you could get your hands on with no paywalls or subscriptions in sight.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Man Asks Social Media to Help Save His Struggling Restaurant, Instead Gets Called Out By Mistreated Employees and Terrible Reviews
Social media can be a godsend for struggling small businesses; all you need is one viral TikTok and suddenly you’ve got lines out the door.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Why Shouldn’t We Pave the Atlantic?’: Twitter User’s Proposal to Fill in the Atlantic Ocean Is Manifest Destiny in Its Purest Form
If you’re old, you might remember a Usenet group called “alt.pave.the.earth.” The fantasy of this group was simple — cover the world in asphalt.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
PlayStation UK Wants Spider-Man Fans to Treat Themselves to '19-Inches of Venom'
The social media overlords of PlayStation UK’s Twitter account discovered that size does very much matter this week, learning that bigger isn’t always better after encouraging their fans to enjoy all 19-inches of a Venom figurine.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Dillon Danis Attempts to Troll Logan Paul by Sharing Photos of His Fiancé with a Myriad of Other Men
Though YouTuber and dead body expert Logan Paul isn’t set to face off against MMA fighter Dillon Danis until October 14, the athlete is already attempting to get into his competitor’s head, sharing several photos of his fiancee, model Nina Agdal with a my
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Those Rat Bastards Made Splinter Gay, Or Did They? – Community Notes Comes For Unsubstantiated Claims On Master Splinters Sexual Orientation
The proof? Well, this all comes according to Keemstar, a man known for his great ideas. In a Tweet posted August 2nd, Killer Keem wrote, “They made Splinter GAY in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s [sic]. Why?”
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Does Having a Bulge Actually Mean You Have a Small Penis?
If a man has a noticeable bulge, does that actually mean he has a small penis?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
