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Does Having a Bulge Actually Mean You Have a Small Penis?
If a man has a noticeable bulge, does that actually mean he has a small penis?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Japanese Twitter’s Attempts At Denouncing ‘Barbenheimer’ Ends Up Accidentally Spawning Some Of The Dankest 9/11 Memes
Though moviegoers may have laughed at the onslaught of “Barbenheimer” memes ahead of Barbie and Oppenheimer’s respective late July releases, Japanese-speaking Twitter users were far from amused, frustrated that the atomic bombings in Hiroshima and Nagasak
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'That a 666': People Think the Threads Logo Is Secretly the Mark of the Beast
Though Threads, Meta’s new Twitter competitor may not have direct messaging, hashtags, or swearing, there is one thing it has in spades – references to Satan, at least according to Elon fanboys.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Weeknd Is Beefing With Oreos after the Brand Dissed His New HBO Show
Move over, critics, crew members, and everyone who has grown accustomed to HBO’s Sunday slate of premium series – Oreo has joined the crusade against The Idol, much to The Weeknd’s vocal chagrin.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Twitter Suspends Adult Performer for Blackmailing NBA Star Zion Williamson with Sex Tape
Despite her former career as an adult film actress, Moriah Mills recently learned a very important lesson about sexy videos – we all have them and they should never be released without our consent.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Men Are Being Weird to That Hot Lady Who Works at Home Depot
Men on the internet have done it again! We hit a new level of creepiness over on Twitter this past weekend.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'That's a Grown Man': 12-year-old Goes Viral after Winning MVP at the Youth National Championship
Jeremiah Johnson from Fort Worth Texas recently won an MVP Honors Award at the Youth National Championship in Miami, but people on the internet are not convinced he's young enough to accept the award.
By RustyBuckler
Featured 2 years ago in Wtf
'Bed Bug Central': Woman Salvages $8,000 Designer Couch, But Twitter Points Out It's a Knock0ff
Being Twitter's main character of the weekend is a thankless job.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time
Twitter user @SagED_UP asked his followers “Who is the greatest trash talker of all time?” and the Twitter audience delivered.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
What We Mean When We Say 'Serving Cunt'
George Santos outside of a New York City courtroom.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Gym Bros Flex Stealing Children's Lunch Money
“You're 10 years old and we just stole your lunch money. What you gonna do?”
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'Is That a Window Penis?': Twitter Stumped by Architecture in Emma Stone’s New Movie
Quickly earning the very fitting moniker of “dick window,” the snap quickly went viral as several Twitter users verbalized the sentiments on everyone’s lips – namely, “Huh?” and “Holy mother of Freud.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
“He’s a Menace!” Woman Claims Her Dad Accidentally Pepper Sprayed Their Entire Family
Despite both having “spray” in their respective names, “pepper spray” and “room spray” are most definitely not one in the same, a lesson one dad recently learned the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm Afraid For the Apples and Spinach I Ordered': Male Instacart Shoppers Keep Fucking Up People's Orders
There are three universal truths in this world, the sun will rise and set, water is wet and there will be male Instacart discourse on Twitter. It seems, every 3 to 6 months a new person tweets about how terrible male Instacart shoppers are.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
