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The Cure's Robert Smith Calls Out Ticketmaster on Its Bullshit in Epic Twitter Thread

Earlier this week, Smith became an unlikely voice of ticket sales reform, taking Ticketmaster to task after fans criticized the entertainment company for adding on several exorbitant fees and charges despite the band’s efforts to keep their tickets afford

'Leftovers Never Tasted So Good': Man Uses Hotel Bathtub to Reheat His Leftovers

It's 2023 and hotels still aren't providing guests with basic human amenities.

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

Twitter Employee Asks Elon for Clarification on His Employment and Elon Ridicules Him on His Own App

The sideshow circus of Elon Musk's Twitter has hit another monumental low this week as the CEO openly mocked, then fired a disabled employee via tweet.

How the 'Talking Stage' Has Ruined Modern Dating

So @wilderpatriot, if you’re reading this, don’t hate because you’re not fluent in hottie. It’s not cute.

A Walk Down Meateater Lane — Everyone Is Remembering the Greatness of Fuddruckers Burgers

Yes, the self-proclaimed home to the 'world's greatest hamburgers' still exists!

This 'Succession' Actor Is Liking Season 4 Fan Theories on Twitter

If you need us, we’ll be locking ourselves in a bathroom and jerking off with excitement.

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching

'I Make No Apologies': Ben Stiller Defends Cult Classic Comedy 'Tropic Thunder'

The merry-go-round has come full circle and we're back to this argument again. Kudos to actor/director Ben Stiller for sticking to his guns, and defending his movie.

'They Threw Beans On Him': Fake Christian VHS Starts New Copypasta Memes

The internet is in its feels over a fictional Christian VHS cover that has gone viral on Twitter.

Man Alerts FBI over Guy with Nearly 310,000 Unread Emails

The war over deleting your emails vs. letting them rack up over time rages on.

'Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania' Is Just a More Expensive 'Spy Kids 3'

You’ve heard of cursed George Lopez, now get ready for cursed Corey Stoll.

Chefs Unlocks Evil Dating Hack by Buying Fresh Pasta and Passing it Off as Homemade

“My old chef told me that he used to invite a girl over, pick up some fresh pasta from the refrigerated section of the grocery store, then get out his rolling pin and sprinkle some flour on his apron."

People Are Dunking On Elon For Forcing His Team to Show Everyone His Tweets

We aren’t shocked to say it, but Elon owning Twitter has been even more epic than we could have hoped for.

Give Your Beloved a Fishing License This Valentine's Day

Great news for people who have yet to get their significant other something special for Valentine’s Day because the Oklahoma Department of Conservation has a perfect gift idea for you, a fishing license.

Here Are All the Male Celebs Who Have Died of Twink Death, the New Term for Aging

Twink death: It’s not that existential … or maybe it is?

Everyone Hates the Pac-Man-Ass-Lookin' Boots from MSCHF

Art collective, MSCHF has unleashed their latest creation onto the unsuspecting citizens of Planet Earth.

The Best Twitter Bots That Might Disappear This Week

Earlier this week, Twitter’s Dev team announced that the days of free Twitter API were numbered and that a paid option would be taking its place later this month.

James Gunn Has to Calm the Nerds He Incited over a Superman Trunks Twitter Poll

James Gunn is once again tweeting through his problems. This time a self-inflicted shot to the foot after posting a twitter poll regarding Superman's costume.

All the Dunks and Memes on Netflix's Bullshit Password-Sharing Policy

On today’s installment of time continuing to be a flat circle, it seems that streaming giant Netflix has taken throwback Thursday to a whole new level, boldly following in Blockbuster’s footsteps by continuing to delude themselves into thinking they’re ca

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

Well, according to one man on Twitter, the greatest black pill he’s ever taken was from an anon poster who claimed to have achieved the unachievable - sucking his own dick.

Jimmy John's Sandwiches Wants to Remind You Just How Many Inches You Can Take

Move over Spotify Wrapped, there's a new cowboy in town and his name is Jimmy John's.

Your Girlfriend Can Tell If You've Just Jerked Off

As some users in the comments likened the realization to “a shark smelling blood in the water,” and others questioned whether the tweet was a joke (it’s not).

The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'

Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”

George Santos Is Beefing with a RuPaul Drag Race Contestant Who He Knows A Lot About

On Monday, January 22, Miss Kitara found himself embroiled in her very first Drag Twitter beef, going head to head with RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars champ and certified skinny legend Trixie Mattel.