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All the Best Dunks on Jake Shields' Terrible Tweet

'What A Fascist Little Fuck': Baby Pictures Don’t Absolve Bad Politics, Conservative Dude Bros Realize

Stone garnered the majority of this backlash, with commenters likening him to baby Hitler and pretty much every asshole orphan in a Charles Dickens novel.

Harvard MBA and McKinsey Employee Suggests We Should Hang People in the Streets Again

If so, you’re not just weirdly into gore and painfully oblivious to the realities of American history – you also may be Twitter’s latest main character, Michelle Tandler.

The Internet's Newest Historical Hero: Who was Semen Hitler?

It may have taken nearly 80 years, but it seems Nazi leader Adolf Hitler’s reign as history’s famous Hitler may finally be drawing to a close – enter Twitter’s latest historical darling, a Red Army soldier by the name of Semen Hitler.

Why Yeeting Baby Puffins off Cliffs Is the Moral Thing to Do

For a few weeks in August and September, the people of Vestmannaeyjar are on a mission – spending "puffling season" finding lost puffins who have mistaken city lights for the moon, their guiding light to sea, and toss them back into the waters where they

All the Best 'Dumb Ways to Die' TikToks

The TikTok sound currently has 286,000 videos attached to it, with most users electing to stop their clips the moment before disaster strikes.

This Costco Cake Design Is the Ultimate Unintentional Troll Job

Earlier this week, u/FlipDemStocks took to r/Funny to share a tragic tale of Costco woe — recieving an Amelia Bedelia-ass take on the cake that they requested.

$750 For a Framed Lobster: Thrift Stores Just Aren’t What They Used to Be

Earlier this week, a display of a taxidermied albino lobster in a commemorative shadow box emerged as one of r/ThriftGrift’s greatest finds, shocking users with its $749.95 price tag.

Queer Twitter Is Asking Political Reporters to Avoid Using “Tops” in Their Election Coverage

So, reporters, with the 2024 presidential election on the horizon, please do yourselves a favor and get acquainted with what “tops” actually means — and edges too, which is what you're doing to us with headlines like this.

The Seasoning Police Keep Missing the Point

Zoe Barrie, a popular food influencer on TikTok, has recently gone viral for expressing her views on the proper way to season food.

'This Generation Is Different': Kid Makes the Cinnamon Challenge Look Easy

Ever since the cinnamon challenge peaked in popularity in the early 2010s, people have been filming themselves trying, and failing, to ingest a spoonful of cinnamon.

California Police Drove 500 Miles to Confiscate and Slaughter 9-Year-Old's Pet Goat

A California woman has filed a federal lawsuit after police drove 500 miles with a warrant to seize and slaughter her 9-year-old daughter’s pet goat.

Men Are Shitposting about Their 'Sperm Cramps'

Many men were unaware of sperm cramps, but thanks to Twitter user, albert12798 the shitposting started to spread like wildfire.

People Share Their Unrealistic Fetishes and Sexual Fantasies

The answer? A whole lot, especially when said kinks involve less-than-ideal venues.

‘I’m Quitting’: Adin Ross Quits after Viewers Spam His 'Sister’s Nudes'

Adin Ross announced yesterday that he is quitting streaming and social media for good, following multiple incidents of viewers sending him naked photos of his sister during streams.

TikTok's ‘April Theory’ Promises You a Spring Glow Up

Great news for us hotties out there — we’re all about to go from hot to *really* hot if TikTok’s latest viral theory is to be believed.

The ‘Serbian Dancing Lady’: From Urban Legend to TikTok Terror

In September of 2019, a video was posted to the Serbia Today YouTube channel showing a mysterious woman dancing in the streets under a full moon.

'I Make Sure My Man Nuts At Least 6 or 7 Times a Day': OnlyFans Model Talks About How Much She Pleasures Her Man

While Dick Destroyer December may be eight months away, it’s never too early to start training – just ask OnlyFans creator Vicky Banxxx, who pledged her allegiance to making her man cum 6-7 times per day.

D&Tea CEO Put on Blast for Asking a Client Out on a Date

Twitch streamer and content creator, PinkVaporGaming, took to Twitter to share a conversation she had with a co-founder of DandTeaCo; a Dungeons & Dragons-themed tea company, where he used his business contacts to ask her out on a date.

Matan Even, AKA the ‘Bill Clinton Kid,’ Is Popping up Everywhere, but It Turns Out He’s Always Been Here

You may remember Matan Even from his stunt at the 2022 Game Awards ceremony, where he rushed the stage, and thanked his ‘reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton’ during Elden Ring’s Game of the Year acceptance speech.

A Basement Hacker Just Blew Open Gwyneth Paltrow's Court Case

The “hacking” in question? Creating an account on the Meetup app.

'Does It Hold Monster Energy?': People Want To Drink From the NASA Pussy Cup

Conducting normal life in zero gravity is a difficult endeavor. Just ask astronaut Scott Kelly, who took about eight months to fully recover from his year in space.

Dad Lets Kids Dig Canal At Beach, Accidentally Destroys Gulf Coast Ecosystem

Last week, the self-described “teller of Dad jokes” @huckleberryfinn83 took to TikTok with a video detailing his latest beach day endeavor — creating a massive spout from an adjacent canal into the Gulf of Mexico.

“Polyworking” Is the Newest Buzzword for Working Multiple Jobs

Defined as “The phenomenon of working two or more jobs” per Fortune’s Orianna Rose Royle, Polyworking is the new “it” post-pandemic job trend that describes people who work multiple jobs just to get by.

All the Dunks on Justin Roiland's "Justice" Tweet

The disgraced writer posted a photo to his Instagram and Twitter with a one-word caption; “Justice.”