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You’re Given $1K Everyday, but You Must Poop in a Public Bathroom for Life

It's pretty simple. You get $1,000 everyday, the rub is that you have to poop in a public restroom for the rest of time.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Debating Whether Sex Scenes Belong in Movies and TV

Twitter has been debating the necessity of sex scenes in movies and TV.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Beach Walkers Caught on 'Hot Mic' Shit Talking Two Kids Taking a Polar Plunge

On today’s installment of instant karma, TikToker @zer2unchi took to the platform with an important lesson about making snarky remarks, singlehandedly proving the age-old adage of talk shit get hit … with viral fame.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Femcel Thinks All Men Are Secretly Gay

As one commenter put it, “y’all be reaching for the stars and it’s truly a talent.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Here Are All the Reasons Why People Really, Really Love Boobs

Last spring, one user may have pushed the r/NoStupidQuestions moniker to its existential limits, questioning why ”boob enjoyers” like tits so goddamn much.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Home Bakers are Trying to One Up Each Other With the Worst ‘Drake Cake’ Possible

Since last summer, amateur cake decorators have flocked to the platform, uploading their attempts at making (often intentionally terrible) edible recreations of the album cover.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Doja Cat's NSFW Fleetwood Mac Cover Is an Instant Classic

Whatever Doja Cat is on, we want some.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'This Doesn’t Happen To People Like Me': Harry Styles' Grammy Acceptance Speech Was Perfectly Out-of-Touch

Alongside nabbing Grammy Awards for Album of the Year and Best Pop Vocal Album, it seems alleged Chris Pine spitter Harry Styles nabbed another accolade while attending Sunday night’s award show: Most Entitled Man In Hollywood!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Netflix Backtracks On Password-Sharing Measures Claiming it Was an 'Error'

Netflix — running because Rita Ora so boldly walked.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

5-Foot-9 Ben Shapiro Categorically Denies Ever Having Lip Injections

After years of attempting to use his platform to denounce immigrants, it seems Ben Shapiro has decided to tackle another type of migration — denying the pervasive online rumors surrounding his allegedly wonky lip filler.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Sharing NFL Script Memes Because They Think the NFL is Rigged

Former NFL running back Arian Foster revealed that the NFL is rigged, and that teams would be given scripts at the beginning of every preseason.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters

Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Did Marilyn Monroe Actually Un-Alive Herself?

We're all aware that Marilyn Monroe died of a barbiturate overdose in her Los Angeles home on August 4, 1962.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

On today’s episode of grindset girlies wholly missing the point, TikTok hustle porn has finally achieved Camusian levels of absurdity.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Did This Woman Just Solve the Egg Crisis? Chicken Conspiracy Blows Roof off the Coop

It's only February and we're in the thick of the great egg shortage crisis of 2023.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'It's So Over': Incredibly Realistic and Stereotypically Busty AI Women Turn Heads on Twitter

One small step for AI, one giant leap for men who have only seen naked women while watching Hentai.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

With a Single Tweet, Zachary Levi Once Again Proves That the DCU Can Never Get Anything Right

Zachary Levi may have just ended his DCU tenure with a single tweet.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Women Share The Worst Places They've Ever Been Taken on a 'Date'

On today’s installment of cis men continuing to be the most oblivious creatures on Earth, it seems the bar is on the floor when it comes to romance.

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Your Girlfriend Can Tell If You've Just Jerked Off

As some users in the comments likened the realization to “a shark smelling blood in the water,” and others questioned whether the tweet was a joke (it’s not).

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Britney Spears' Most Loyal Fans Believe the Singer Is Dead

After years of court battles and Instagram thirst traps, it seems some Britney Spears fans have ventured too far In The Zone, comprising a group of online skeptics colloquial known as B-Anon.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

World's Most Expensive 2 Billion Dollar Home is Completely Rad But Utterly Unnecessary

This is the Antilia, the most expensive private residence in the world. Located in Mumbai India's billionaire row, the house costs about $2 billion, and features amenities that even the most indulgent Bond villains could only dream of.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow