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'You’ve Got Mice Running Around Here': Woman Has Meltdown After Allegedly Seeing a Mouse at a Restaurant
Any time you're eating at a new restaurant you have to keep your eyes peeled for critters (especially for the B-rated joints). One woman jumped to action when she allegedly saw a mouse while dining at a Chinese restaurant.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Mexico’s Biggest Pop Star Is in the Crosshairs of a Cartel
Don’t mess with cartels.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow


'Two Can Play This Game': Oakland Smash-and-Grab Crew Chased Away By Bystanders With Batons
In a rare display of people being fed up with the constant smash-and-grab robberies plaguing the Bay Area, a group of two bystanders prevented a robbery in Oakland after smashing a group of thieves' windows with batons as they tried to steal from a man.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'If God Wanted Us to Wipe…': We've Found Her – The One Woman In America Who Doesn’t Wipe Her Bum
Though straight men may have a terrible reputation for not cleaning their nether regions, they are apparently far from alone when it comes to hitting the streets with dirty bums.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'It's All Connected': Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Dianne Feinstein's Deathbed Confession Led To Alleged Tupac Killer's Arrest
When late Senator Dianne Feinstein slipped into the great goodnight, passing away at age 90, she may have made one final offering to the great American zeitgeist.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'What a Sense of Entitlement She Has': Bridezilla Decidedly the A-Hole After Demanding Bridesmaid Get Mole Removed For Wedding Photos
The bridesmaid in question, Redditor u/RudeLab9732, took to r/AmITheAsshole in search of clarity on this spotty situation, asking if they would be in the wrong if they opted to ignore the bride.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

A Seal Escaped From Its Central Park Enclosure as Flood Waters Rose
Though New York residents may have been advised to shelter in place as flash floods drown the city, submerging cars, staircases, and subway platforms while evidently setting several blazes, human New Yorkers weren’t the only ones searching for high ground
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

‘NYC Is Underwater’: All the Best and Worst Flood Footage From NYC's Torrential Downpour
From ominous, mid-avenue whirlpools to flood waters gushing down park stairways (curse you, Janelle Monáe!), here are some of the craziest clips from New York City’s extreme flash floods.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

‘His Hat’s On Backward’: Elon Musk Roasted For Cowboy Cosplay In "Border Update" Livestream
Though Elon Musk may have cemented himself — for better or worse — as a titan of the tech industry, it appears there’s one modern invention he still has yet to master: The elusive cowboy hat.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Didn’t Vote For Me': The Time Dianne Feinstein Told a Group of Children to F–K Off
After nearly three decades in the senate, a weed-smoking staffer and several senior moments, California Senator Dianne Feinstein died at the age of 90, her office confirmed.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in People & Lifestyle