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Brittany Renner Stuns Shannon Sharpe By Confirming Her Body Count Is a Measly 35
Though NFL icon Shannon Sharpe may be able to boast a legendary playing career and a successful podcast, it appears there is one thing the pro athlete doesn’t have — a grasp on the fact that women in their 30s have sex.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’ve Been A Very Naughty Boy': Married British Airways Pilot Bragged About Doing Coke Off Topless Women Day Before International Flight
One British Airways pilot proved that flying airplanes is more than just sex, drugs and rock and roll — a.k.a. turbulence — forcing the airline to cancel a 12-hour flight from Johannesburg to London after he confessed to partying hard hours before takeoff
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Entitled Karen Pours Starbucks Mocha On the Ground Because it Has Too Much Chocolate
One Starbucks barista discovered that there is definitely such a thing as doing too good of a job at work, getting berated by an angry Karen for filling her Mocha with too much chocolatey goodness.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Jack-in-the-Box Employee Shoots at Customer Who Dared Asked For His Curly Fries
One Florida family’s trip to a Texas Jack-in-the-Box drive-through ended in a hail of bullets after a fast food employee attempted to shoot up their car following a dispute over curly fries.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Retail Worker Deserves Raise After Preventing Would Be Thieves From Walking Out With Entire Clothing Rack
One Northern California outlet employee recently proved that retail workers are disgustingly underpaid, sprinting out of the store and thwarting two would-be-robbers who attempted to walk out with a giant clothing rack.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'You Don't Message A Married Woman's Man': NFL Wife Puts ‘Jersey Shore’ Star On Blast For DMing Her Husband
Though Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick was famously said to have died during the show’s second season, she is alive, well, and sliding into DMs of married men.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Miami Demolition Goes Sideways As Massive Chunk of Building Falls Onto Sidewalk
The city of Miami is holding an emergency meeting this morning after footage of a massive piece of concrete was seen falling into the street on Saturday, narrowly missing a passing car.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'F—k You!': Male Karen Berates Receptionist Over Appointment He Never Scheduled
No Appointment? Big problem … Specifically for a few unwitting receptionists who were verbally berated by a male Karen apparently peeved he didn’t have an appointment at their medical practice.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dude With Tiny Mic Asking Women About Architect Frank Gehry Isn’t the Dunk He Thinks It Is
As part of their promo for their spring/summer 2024 collection, Dion Lee, the brand created by American-Australian fashion designer Dion Lee, interviewed attendees of their show at New York Fashion Week earlier this month.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘You Musta Drank a Cup o’ C–t This Morning, Didn’t Ya?’: Nail Salon Karen Gets Out Karened By Clout Chasing TikToker
The increased cost of living means that everyone is feeling the pinch, but the solution to financial concerns is not to seek out a luxury service and then complain about the cost.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
