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Frano Selak: The Dude Who God Himself Could Not Kill

A wild and WTF story about a man who cheated death seven times.

14 Games To Play Now That You've Beaten Elden Ring

Taco Bell Has Best All-Time Glow Up We’ve Ever Seen

Defy leans into the age of apps, with four drive-thru lanes for efficiency. LET'S GO BABY!

‘Toy Story’ Paints Sid as the Villain, We Know Better

It's been quite some time since poor Sid Phillips was viciously ganged up on and traumatized by Woody and the gang.

Johnny Depp Clear Winner in Defamation Case

A jury has ruled in favor of actor Johnny Depp in his defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard.

Rich Strike Wins Kentucky Derby, Gets Punched, and Wins People Money

On Saturday one of the greatest Kentucky Derby upsets of all time took place, as the 80-1 odds horse Rich Strike struck rich and took victory in an otherworldly comeback.

Sydney Sweeney Isn't Just Insanely Hot, She's Also a Gearhead

Did the CIA cook up this woman in a lab or something? Because she's damn near perfect.

Olivia Wilde Served Custody Papers in Front of Live Audience

I can't think of a better way to get back at your ex, than this right here.

5 Things About to Get Real Expensive (And What You Can About It)

How to prepare for inflation.

Snickers Keeping Veiny Bars after Internet Proves We’re All Thirsty AF

Everyone can now breathe a heavy sigh of relief. The famous candy bar we all know and love has confirmed that they are indeed KEEPING THE VEINS.

Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times

Elden Ring Player 'Let Me Solo Her' Becomes Gaming Legend

The anonymous player who goes by the moniker Let Me Solo Her has helped over 300 people defeat Elden Ring's toughest boss, and he's done it while wearing nothing but a pot on his head.

7 Better Ways Elon Musk Could Spend His $43 Billion

AriZona Iced Tea Is the Hero We Need Right Now

Since 1992, AriZona Tea 23oz big cans have been 99 cents. That's 30 years of fixed price, delicious tea.

Child Star Shaun Weiss Back to Acting after Becoming Clean

Actor Shaun Weiss has announced via his Instagram page that he just landed his first movie gig since becoming sober.

'Someone Is Getting Fired' - Twitter Memes 'The Northman' Poster After Forgetting to Include the Title of the Film

With a job well done the poster was posted on the subway platform for all to see and admire, sure to help bring in audiences for the prominently displayed April 22 release date for... wait which movie again?

Amazon Worker Called "Not Smart or Articulate" Gets Revenge

Britney Spears Has No F**king Clue Who Pete Davidson Is and Good for Her

The internet went wild at the realization that Britney Spears doesn't have the time of day to think about people like Scott Disick and the always-in-the-news, Pete Davidson.

LAPD in Search of Idiot Who Jumped and Wrecked Rented Tesla

I don't think this is what anybody had in mind when we suggested flying cars in the future.

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well

Two-Time Lottery Winner ‘Still Trying to Spend Previous Prize Money'

Long Island resident, Juan Hernandez is set for life after (once again) winning the New York State Lottery.

‘Russian Warship, Go F**k Yourself’ Final Words of 13 Heroic Ukrainian Soldiers

Thirteen Ukrainian soldiers are to be given the Hero of Ukraine medal after laying down their lives defending Zmiinyi Island, or Snake Island as it is more commonly known.

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day

'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.

Jamaica’s Four-Man Bobsled Team Is Back in the Olympics and the Vibes Are Immaculate

The vibes are unmatched by any other country.