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TikTokers Are Celebrating 'Feral Maiden Spring' and You Can't Harsh Their Vibe
The notably less autumnal successor of Feral Girl Fall, Feral Maiden Spring comes complete with 100% less alliteration and 100% more paganism — at least according to a now-viral clip from holistic coach @nowletsgetgoing, who popularized the term on the p
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I’ve Been Building Decks Since I was 4 Months Old': Blue-Collar Workers Can’t Stop Competing For Who Has It Worse
PureFax is a blue-collar worker, and he wants you to know that he works hard. Harder than you. Think you have it tough? Well, he’s been “on overtime since Monday,” and “on the clock for 25 damn years.”
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname
Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Elon Apologizes After Publicly Ridiculing and Firing Disabled Employee
The 2019 Icelandic Businessman of the year, celebrated disability advocacy and the first non-Björk Icelander to gain a scrap of international relevance, Halli Thorleifsson, managed to accomplish the impossible this week: Getting Space Karen Elon Musk to a
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head
Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap
On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day
On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Doja Cat's NSFW Fleetwood Mac Cover Is an Instant Classic
Whatever Doja Cat is on, we want some.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters
Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
