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The Best of 'Mysteries of the Unexplained' the Twitter Account Sharing Weird A** Shit

We all love things we can’t quite comprehend, but there aren’t great places to see them.

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Redditor Asks for Advice Removing a 'Small Cylinder from a Mini M&M Tube'

On December 6th, Redditor u/Smart_Calendar1874 headed to r/AskReddit to ask a very pressing question: “How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?”

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The New York Times Published a 'Swastika' Crossword on the First Day of Hanukkah

For the third time, the New York Times daily crossword puzzle featured a Swastika.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Police Called on Student Who Refused to Apologize to Her Professor

A college student named Leilla was arrested in a Winston Salem State University classroom following a disagreement between her and her professor regarding a final project.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Best of 'Oddly Terrifying' Tweets to Freak You Out

Where do you go when you need to be scared in a new way? Oddly Terrifying Tweets.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

The Most Wasted Moments of This Year's Santacon

It’s the most wonderful time of the year — for insufferable East Village dude-bros to get sloppily s**tfaced in Santa Claus costumes.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Alfalfa of the 'Little Rascals' Was Suspended on Twitter after Bizarre Triad

It seems Bug Hall, the dude best known for playing Alfalfa in Little Rascals, has gone from a little rascal to a big f**king weirdo, taking to Twitter with a series of bizarre, ultra-religious takes no one asked for.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Guy Says Please Twice While Ordering Coffee and Feels 'Pathetic' For Being Overly Nice

Twitter user Mike Townsend decided to share what was in his eyes, an embarrassing mistake.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Kid Steals the Mic at the Game Awards and Shouts Out Bill Clinton

This kid decided to bum rush the stage during last night's 2022 Game Awards ceremony, and somehow got ahold of the mic.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Twitter Falls for Nightmare NFL Sunday ‘Man Cave’

Twitter user and football fan, Dan White gave us some internet gold over the weekend and we'd be remiss if we didn't give him his flowers.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Kanye Thinks Elon Musk Is a 'Half Chinese Hybrid'

Kanye West continued his massive hatred-fueled downfall into irrelevance with a new Instagram post theorizing that Elon Musk might in fact be half Chinese.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Political Candidate Dixon Butts Tracks Down Dude Who Stole His Sign

Dixon Butts began as a joke to take a jab at local politicians’ campaigns. He made signs, created a website, and even designed Dixon Butts merch.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Tiktoker Amber Mezner Responds to Bullying Accusations with Pathetic Denial

The TikToker Amber Mezner is under serious fire after the user Sunset Makeup posted a video accusing her of bullying.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Remembering the Best and Worst Trump Tweets of All Time

Trump has announced his 2024 run for President. He had to do it on his own social media platform, TRUTH Social, after famously being banned from Twitter in 2020.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

The Most WTF TikToks of the Week

TikTok has quickly supplanted Youtube and Liveleak as the best platform to view batshit insane videos.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

The World's Biggest Randy Marsh Fan Has No Regrets Over Her 'Chosen Husband'

This 19-year-old girl named Norah has an insane obsession with the South Park character Randy Marsh.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Arizona Couple Fired For Making OnlyFans Content On School Grounds

A teacher and her husband were forced to resign their respective positions after word of their joint OnlyFans account was spread around the school.

By zachnading

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Hasidic Dudes Playing Frogger With the NYC Marathon is Peak Entertainment

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon and countless New Yorkers took to the streets to work off a year's worth of one-dollar pizza and overpriced bagels.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Influencer Facing Charges For Hitting Golf Balls into the Grand Canyon

TikToker Katie Sigmond also broke the club, which went flying into the canyon as well.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

What Having Seven Children Does to a Person

In a video posted to social media, date unknown, Baldwin laments about all the things he wished he could do, but can't, because he spends all his time with his family.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm