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Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk

Kim K Says She’d ‘Literally’ Eat Poop

Kim Kardashian recently sat down with the New York Times for what turned out to be an intimate interview complete with excrement.

Elon Musk Posts Elden Ring Build, Gets Trolled

If you aren't double-shielding, you're missing out.

Influencer Facing Charges After Starting Forest Fire for Video

Tattoo Artist Gets Roasted After Unveiling Awful E-40 Tattoo

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

Khloe Kardashian Admits to Photoshopping Her Daughter On Vacation at Disneyland

Khloe Kardashian not only photoshopped her four-year-old daughter, True, into a Disney trip she wasn't taken along for, she accidentally confirmed as much after actually taking her to the 'most magical place on Earth yesterday.

20 Pics and Vids Proving Humans Are the Weirdest Species Ever

I would be remiss if I didn't acknowledge how stupid we actually are as humans.

Kim Kardashian Deletes Tweet after Photoshop Allegations

Coming from the billionaire who just told every other woman in the world to "Get your a** up and work", it's no surprise that Kim Kardashian's social media would be fake as well.

Insanely Fat Black Bear, Hank the Tank, Terrorizing Lake Tahoe and Evading Police

Hank the Tank has broken into almost 40 homes since July and evaded Fish & Wildlife for months.

Olympic Skier's Penis Froze During Final Race

Remi Lindholm reportedly froze his penis during the final Men's Cross Country skiing event -- and it wasn't his first frozen-penis-rodeo either.

"Millions" Worth of NFTs Stolen from Largest NFT Marketplace OpenSea

Here we are again.

Prince Andrew Admits Guilt and Settles Sexual Abuse Lawsuit With Virginia Giuffre

The suit against Prince Andrew claims that he sexually abused Giuffre on three separate occasions in London, New York, and US Virgin Islands. Starting when she was 17 years old, her claims state that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to Andrew.

Olympics Says Russian Skater Who Failed Drug Test Can Compete "Because She's a Kid"

The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) that oversees disputes in international sport, has said that Russian Figure Skater Kamila Valieva, 15, will be allowed to compete in the Women's Individual tomorrow despite testing positive for Trimetazidine.

Judd Apatow Overhears Kanye Complaining about Poor Wardrobe Choices

Judd Apatow arguably had the best Super Bowl seats in the house.

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass!

NYC Mayor Says Heroin Addiction And Cheese Addiction Are the Same Thing

The newly elected mayor of New York City is constantly giving us the most insane takes, and it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Ninja Threatens Pokimane With a Lawsuit After Twitch Raid

Further proof that having millions of dollars does not make you an adult.

MGK Proposes to Megan Fox with Fugly Ring and Blood Drinking, Gets Roasted

Man Rushes Cockpit and Destroys Controls Before Trying To Jump Out Pilot Window

The flight, originally scheduled to depart for Miami from the Ramón Villeda Morales International Airport in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, was delayed for over eight hours as the airline scrambled to replace the plane.

Twitter Confuses Serial Killer Robert Durst with Singer Fred Durst

Leave it to the internet to mix up a deceased real estate mogul/murderer with a nu metal band singer who's alive and well.

LAPD Upholds 2017 Firing of Officers Who Ignored Robbery Call To Catch Snorlax in Pokemon GO

Two LAPD police officers are to remain fired after a court upheld their 2017 termination for ignoring a call for backup to a robbery-in-progress to instead chase a Snorlax outside their beat area in Pokemon GO.

Guy Gets Shredded Online For His Clubbing Shirt

He never stood a chance.