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15 of 23 Monkeys Implanted with Elon's Neuralink Chip Have Reportedly Died

This report was coupled with Musk announcing that Neuralink has been eager to begin human testing in 2022 and there was a job listing posted for a clinical trial.

Pat Sajak Walks Off Stage Speechless After Impossible 100k Win on Wheel of Fortune

In an astonishing episode of "Wheel of Fortune" on Wednesday, an elementary school teacher from Portland, Oregon won a $121,000 prize.

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Twitter Proves Just How Ballsy Johnny Knoxville Is with New Viral Meme

The most iconic 7 words to be strewn together in one continuous sentence are now the latest meme.

Twitter Burns Book Dude So Bad He Replies with Novel-Length Apology

One man got blasted on Twitter this week when he took things too far. Jeremy Schneider became the 'main character' of the internet after a tweet of his went viral.

Kevin Hart Gifts Nick Cannon Condom Vending Machine, After News He's Expecting His 8th Child

Nick Cannon recently admitted on his talk show he has been celibate for the past six months after he discovered Bri Tiesi was pregnant.

'Bored' Security Guard Draws Eyes on Million-Dollar Painting of Faceless Figures

You had ONE job, dude.

Busted Bitcoin Launderer Deletes Evidence of Rap Career, But The Internet Saved the Receipts

The DOJ declared on Tuesday that they had arrested two individuals living in New York, Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather Morgan, after discovering they had stolen $4.5 billion in a cryptocurrency money laundering scheme during the 2016 hack on Bitfinex.

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead

Influencer Shows Off Her New Ruler Tattoo, Because 'Size Matters'

34-year-old, Tracy Kiss boasted a new tattoo to her millions of followers of dots running down the length of her arm.

Bronx Zoo Continues Tradition of Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex's For Valentines Day

There has been a long-running tradition around the country of zoos naming animals after exes, and most animals chosen are not the cute and cuddly kind.

NYC Mayor Says Heroin Addiction And Cheese Addiction Are the Same Thing

The newly elected mayor of New York City is constantly giving us the most insane takes, and it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.

20 Pics Proving Eileen Gu Is the Final Boss of Hot Olympians

To quote the pop sensation boy band LFO, "I fell for the girl that's on TV."

Jamaica’s Four-Man Bobsled Team Is Back in the Olympics and the Vibes Are Immaculate

The vibes are unmatched by any other country.

Jon Stewart Says Neil Young's Reaction to Joe Rogan an "Overcorrection"

Stewart starts his response with, "Don't leave. Don't abandon. Don't censor. Engage."

Bengals Dedicate Super Bowl to Late Cincy Resident, Harambe

The Bengals might just be America's new Meme Team.

Hugh Hefner Accused of Some Terrible Things in New Docu-Series "Secrets of Playboy"

“Secrets of Playboy '' showcases vivid accounts from former employees and Playboy playmates, and exposes the widespread abuse, and mistreatment, of Hefner's Playboy bunnies.

British Influencer Spends $250,000 to Look "Fully Korean"

A non-binary social media influencer, Oli London, revealed to their followers last year that they had started undergoing "racial transitional surgery."

Nicholas Cage Puts Poser Rumors to Rest, Dude’s 100% Goth

Washington Reveals New Name, Gets Instantly Memed On

No one thought it was possible, but Washington somehow found an even worse name than "Football Team."

Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Mother Charged With Attempted Murder After Dropping Her 3 Year Old Into Bear Enclosure

The zookeepers were able to distract Zuzu away from the girl and get her to safety.

Tom Brady Announces Retirement, Marking the End of an Era

It's official: Tom Brady, the seven-time Super Bowl champion and undisputed GOAT, is retiring from football.

Pat Mahome's Awful Brother & Fiancee Won't Be at Super Bowl, Internet Rejoices

The Bengals won over large parts of the country simply by ensuring Patrick Mahomes' insufferable entourage wouldn't be there to cringe up the championship.