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Anthony Mackie to Star in ‘Twisted Metal’ Series, and 8-Year-Old Me Is Ecstatic

The hit PlayStation franchise, 'Twisted Metal' is coming to television.

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well

Two-Time Lottery Winner ‘Still Trying to Spend Previous Prize Money'

Long Island resident, Juan Hernandez is set for life after (once again) winning the New York State Lottery.

‘Russian Warship, Go F**k Yourself’ Final Words of 13 Heroic Ukrainian Soldiers

Thirteen Ukrainian soldiers are to be given the Hero of Ukraine medal after laying down their lives defending Zmiinyi Island, or Snake Island as it is more commonly known.

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day

'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.

Mixed Reactions After Victoria Secret Hires First Ever Model With Down's Syndrome

Sofia Jirau is a 24-year-old model from Puerto Rico with Down's syndrome who recently became the first model for Victoria's Secret with the genetic disorder.

Gen Z’s Collective Brain Explodes When They Discover Judd Apatow

We're getting f**king old.

Insanely Fat Black Bear, Hank the Tank, Terrorizing Lake Tahoe and Evading Police

Hank the Tank has broken into almost 40 homes since July and evaded Fish & Wildlife for months.

Kanye's Insane Listening Party Included Setting Himself on Fire and Remarrying Kim

Kanye or 'Ye' as we're supposed to refer to him now, had a listening party last night and here's everything that went down.

Poppy Corby-Tuech Is Vinda, and We Don’t Know WTF That Means

Meet French-British actress Poppy Corby-Tuech. Yes that's her given name. Her full name is actually Poppy Colette Corby-Tuech but things got very complicated for the internet real quick.

Fake Diamond Heir Pretends Assassins Chasing Him, Swindles Millions Out of Tinder Dates

Shimon Hayut, who goes by Simon Leviev online, is being accused of operating a Ponzi scheme through dating apps, specifically Tinder.

Elon Musk Deletes Hitler Meme After Getting Response From Auschwitz Memorial Museum

Musk quickly deleted the tweet after it received a backlash of angry comments and thousands of dislikes.

Olympic Skier's Penis Froze During Final Race

Remi Lindholm reportedly froze his penis during the final Men's Cross Country skiing event -- and it wasn't his first frozen-penis-rodeo either.

The Internet Celebrates Twos-Day, Tuesday 2/22/22

Today's date, 22/02/2022 is significant in that it is both an ambigram and a palindrome. It can be read forwards, backwards, and upside down.

"Millions" Worth of NFTs Stolen from Largest NFT Marketplace OpenSea

Here we are again.

The Internet is Not Happy About Amy Schumer Hosting the Oscars

Viewership for the Oscars has declined in recent years. Numbers show that in 2015 the Oscars had a viewership of an average of 35 million people, however, in the past years that number has drastically declined to around 10 million viewers.

Cargo Ship Carrying Over 1,000 Cars Abandoned and On Fire in Atlantic Ocean

There were around 22 crew members on board who were all "in good health" according to the Portuguese Navy, who rescued the crew shortly after the fire broke out.

Matt Stafford Day-Drinks His Way into the History Books

Los Angeles Rams' quarterback Matt Stafford had himself a day to remember, or forget based on the amount of alcohol consumed

Man Receives $13,000 Medical Bill After Donating His Kidney

That will teach him to put others before himself, right?

Prince Andrew Admits Guilt and Settles Sexual Abuse Lawsuit With Virginia Giuffre

The suit against Prince Andrew claims that he sexually abused Giuffre on three separate occasions in London, New York, and US Virgin Islands. Starting when she was 17 years old, her claims state that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to Andrew.

Olympics Says Russian Skater Who Failed Drug Test Can Compete "Because She's a Kid"

The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) that oversees disputes in international sport, has said that Russian Figure Skater Kamila Valieva, 15, will be allowed to compete in the Women's Individual tomorrow despite testing positive for Trimetazidine.

US Navy Reports Unidentified Drones 'Swarmed' Them For Weeks

The Navy's top officials, including the Chief of Naval Operations, were notified, however, none were able to identify what the drones were or where they came from.

Snoop Dogg 'Roasts a Bone' Moments Before Halftime Show

Amidst all the WTF and hilarious things to come out of Super Bowl Sunday, one of the funnier moments is a stadium employee nabbing a recording of a totally unaware Snoop Dogg crouched beside the stage trying to sneakily get a few hits off a joint before t

Judd Apatow Overhears Kanye Complaining about Poor Wardrobe Choices

Judd Apatow arguably had the best Super Bowl seats in the house.