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Taylor Swift Fans Thought They Bought Front Row Seats, But When They Arrived the Venue Had Added Two More Rows In Front of Them

Summer concert season is upon us! The most notable (and disrupting) tour is Taylor Swift’s ERAs tour.

'I Would Disown Myself': Reddit Mom Unveils Her Graduation Pussy Hat

Though her son may be a graduate, one mom is making sure he remembers his roots.

'Tonight I Will Let the Police Department Get Me Nice and Drunk': What It’s Like to Do DUI Police Training

“Tonight is DUI night,” Carrie, better known by her username @carrieooos, commenced her clip, which has amassed more than 1.5 million likes.

People Are Doing Silly Little Dances to Get $5 of Free Gas

Times are tough and we're all looking for ways to save a few bucks. So when a gas station posted a sign that read, "TODAY ONLY. Do a silly dance walking in – If we like it – $5 gas free on us" it should be no surprise that many people took them up on the

'My Sister Is a Serial Killer': Crazy Lady Gets Defeated by UPS Manager

AITA: Twin Insulted After Being Invited To Their Brother's Surprise Birthday Party, Feels Slighted For Not Being Guest of Honor

One Redditor learned a very hard lesson about their close pals – they have no idea how twins – or social etiquette for that matter – actually work.

TikTok’s Resident Facetune Guru Is Taking Photo Editing to Terrifyingly Yassified New Heights

Yassify-her? I hardly know her!

Christian Men's Retreat Features 'Chuck Norris' Dual-Wielding Machine Guns In a Tank

Organized and hosted by James River Church, a megachurch in Springfield MO, the Stronger Men’s conference emphasizes “going to battle” and “fighting” for the lord.

Husband Want's to Sleep With His Wife So Bad He Hardened His Side of the Bed With Plywood

Who needs marriage counseling when you can take a trip to your local Home Depot … or Menards if you’re nasty?

The Only People Annoying Enough to Enjoy a Revving Bike Are Children

There is one group that actually does love the sound of a loud sport bike: It's children, of course.

In Illinois, Turkey Hunters Have the Distinct Honor of Being Able to Get a Bussy License Plate

You too can boast your Bussy pride with one of the Prarie State’s Sporting Series license plates.

Older Belgian Woman Refuses to Pull Her Mercedes off the Train Tracks, So it Gets Hit By a Train

Don't cross the train tracks while the bells are ringing. That might be the first thing they tell you when you start driving, but obviously something this woman in Bilzen, Belgium never learned.

'Grand Theft Auto on Three!': People Steal Their Car Back After Getting it Stolen in DC

"If my friends don't help me steal my car back, I don't want them."

Gym Bros Flex Stealing Children's Lunch Money

“You're 10 years old and we just stole your lunch money. What you gonna do?”

'She Cared More About Her Dog': The Feinstein Staffer Who Smoked a Joint In Her Office To Protest His Termination

At one point during his remarks, Purely even accused his employer of valuing her pup more than people of color.

'Is That a Window Penis?': Twitter Stumped by Architecture in Emma Stone’s New Movie

Quickly earning the very fitting moniker of “dick window,” the snap quickly went viral as several Twitter users verbalized the sentiments on everyone’s lips – namely, “Huh?” and “Holy mother of Freud.”

This Facebook Group Thinks Mountains Are Actually Melted Buildings

According to the pseudo-archaeology conspiracy Facebook group, All Mountains are Melted Bricks Buildings, we’ve all been lied to and our history has been manipulated to hide the truth that a once advanced civilization once ruled the world, and that, yeah,

TikToker Has the Coldest Piece of Revenge for a Cheating Partner — Rat Them Out to the IRS

Revenge is a dish best served cold … and behind the icy bars of a tax evasion prison sentence, if TikTok’s premiere revenge influencer is to be believed.

What the Hell Is “Rizz GPT,” and Will It Actually Get You Dates?

We’ve been hearing for months now that A.I. is the future, but so much of it has been overwhelmingly negative: A.I. will replace all the jobs; A.I. will replace all music with A.I.-generated songs; A.I. will come to your house and steal your TV.

Are People Using Flipper Zero's to Hack Butt Plugs, and Prevent Cheating at Chess Tournaments?

Back in September, we covered the anal bead cheating scandal tearing up the chess world.

“He’s a Menace!” Woman Claims Her Dad Accidentally Pepper Sprayed Their Entire Family

Despite both having “spray” in their respective names, “pepper spray” and “room spray” are most definitely not one in the same, a lesson one dad recently learned the hard way.

How a Mice-Eating Coven of George Washington University Students Have Freaked Out TikTok

TikTok storytimes have gotten weird. Alexis Emerson, @ahecksis2 on TikTok, recently dropped one of the most deranged storytimes the app has ever seen, detailing the time she learned her classmates were eating mice as a form of “bond[ing].”

Is There Really Something Better to Say Than “I’m Cumming”?

The English language has seen some incredible achievements in its time: Shakespeare and his invention of over 1,700 words, many of which we still use today, for example, or the transformation of “slay” from a synonym for murder to a word of encouragement

‘Make the Fucking Drink’: Startenders and Mixologists Have Now Completely Lost the Plot

"Ima need the alcohol version of Salt Bae to calm down and just serve the drinks."