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Declutter Queen Marie Kondo Has Sold Out

Marie Kondo berated us for having too much stuff in our lives, but it turns out it was all just a ploy for us to buy her new garbage.

Werner Herzog Saved Baby Yoda From Being Another Bad CGI Character

When Werner Herzog learned that the makers of The Mandalorian wanted to replace baby yoda with a CGI version he called them cowards and made them keep it.

The Toronto Pooper Has Been Arrested

Toronto has a serious pooping problem this week and the mad man responsibly for it has been arrested by police.

Disney's Official Baby Yoda Merch is Infuriatingly Terrible

Baby Yoda might be the cutest thing to come out of the 'Star Wars' universe, but the official merch looks like it came outta the back of some dude's van.

TikTok Suspends Teen Who Disguised Takedown of China's Human Rights Abuses as Makeup Tutorial, App's Parent Company is Chinese

TikTok claims the suspension is for a different video, but the company already has a history of deleting "problematic" content aimed at China.

Dude's Homemade Dating App is One Way to Get Laid

Aaron Smith believed "the biggest problem with the other (dating) apps is that my face is not featured prominently," so he went and changed that....

Furry Couple Arrested For Turning 15 Year Old Into Their 'Pet'

After the young boys father found a slue of Facebook messages between the couple and his son, he contacted authorities.

Bizarre Papa John Interview is Breaking the Internet Today

He's had 40 pizzas in the past 30 days and sweats out garlic sacue.

Conspiracy Theorists Share The Theories They Believe Yet Can't Prove

Thanks to one Twitter user, people are sharing their favorite conspiracy theories and there are too many for us to go through alone.

T.I. Tries to Clarify His "Hymen-Gate" Comments, But Tape Tells Another Story

T.I. tried to deny it, but it's all on tape.

The Victoria Secret Fashion Show Has Been Cancelled

L Brand, the company that owns Victoria Secret came out and said they would not be having the fashion show this year amid demands from consumers for more diversity.

MMA Fighter's Reaction To Ring Girl After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment

South Korean Fighter has adopted a hands off policy when it comes to ring girls.

A 'Fun' Ending to 'Game of Thrones' Was Filmed According to the Actor That Played Tormund Giantsbane

The ending we deserved.

Jake Burton, The 'Father of Snowboarding', Has Died at 65

Girlfriend Charged With Her BF's Suicide Releases Their Final Texts

After being charged with the death of her boyfriend, Inyoung You has released their last few messages to rove she didn't want him to kill himself.

Hollywood Executives Wanted Julia Roberts To Play Harriet Tubman

Can you believe there was almost a chance that Julia Roberts got to play Harriet Tubman?

Charles Barkley Issues Apology For His Inappropriate Comments To A Reporter

It's astonishing that Charles Barkley has made it to 2019 without getting cancelled.

'OK Boomer' is Over Now That Fox Filed a Trademark for the Phrase

Total Boomer move.

Comic Book Culture Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad for Liking It

The debate rages on as comic book legend and author of the Watchmen, Alan Moore rips apart comic book movies and culture.

The Greta Thunberg Time Traveler Theory Explained

Rumors have been swirling the web after an old photo striking odd similarities with climate activist Greta Thunberg began making the rounds, prompting people to ask if she is really a time traveler.

We Can't Stop Thinking About Taylor Swift's Furry Cat Breasts

Cats The Movie released another trailer today and its giving us some seriously strange feelings.

Elizabeth Banks Blames Men For Her Charlie's Angels Flop

In an interview with the Hearld Sun, Banks who wrote, produced, directed and even starred in the reboot blamed the films woes on men not wanting to see female action movies.

South Dakota Is High On Meth

The fine tax-paying people of South Dakota forked over 450k for an advertising agency to give them this anti-drug campaign and people aren't sure how they feel about it.

30 - 50 Feral Hogs Destroyed $22,000 Worth of Cocaine Hidden in the Woods