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New Jersey Barber Ends His Cuts With a Gentle Kiss on the Forehead

Bryan Sematore is a barber based in Ridgewood, New Jersey who’s racked up thousands of Instagram views, and 66k follows on TikTok by providing a snippet of affection to his clients.

Woman Unleashes 10,000 Bees to Fight Off Police Serving Her Eviction

Rory Susan Woods, 55, is facing charges for an attempt to dispel Hampden County Sheriff’s Deputies evicting her from a residence in Longmeadow, MA with the force of thousands upon thousands of angry bees.

High School Bonfire Tradition Permanently Cancelled After Explosion

Mosley High School in Bay County, Florida has been celebrating Homecoming for over 50 years now with the beautiful tradition of a school-wide bonfire

The Mario Movie Might Be Good... But Chris Pratt Sounds Like Chris Pratt

Our review of the NYC Comic-Con Mario trailer viewing, featuring a Jack Black cameo.

Hans Niemann Screened for Anal Beads after Investigation Concludes He Cheated 100 Times

Thicc Bears Compete For Title of Nature's Biggest Boi

Unbeknownst to them, these behemoth bears were photographed throughout the season, both before and after their salmon-sourced bulk.

Anthony Hopkins is the Most Acclaimed Sh*tposter Ever

Sir Anthony Hopkins, acclaimed Academy Award-winning thespian, has evolved into a prolific TikToker with Hannibal Lecter vibes.

Massive Rockstar Hack Sees Over 90 GTA VI Clips Leaked

Over 90 videos and photos of GTA VI are public on the internet, and the hacker wants to strike a deal with Rockstar.

Food Delivery Robot DGAF About Active Crime Scene

This past Tuesday in Los Angeles, a determined little delivery bot named Connie put itself in harm's way to ensure an Uber Eats order arrived on time.

Buckingham Palace Doesn’t Want Your Marmalade Sandwiches

For the most part, those mourning the Queen have left flowers and notes, though one uniquely British favorite has made an appearance among the bouquets, the marmalade sandwich.

Twitter Reacts to 'Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon'

It might be good!

A Morning Batch of Randoms to Put in Your Coffee

A roundup of funny tweets that go great with your morning coffee.

The Jesus Christ Video Game Looks... Unholy

Yes, there is a Jesus simulator.

The Cars on Coconut Mall Move Again!

And the memes are racing in too!

Las Vegas Underwater as Casinos and Strip Flood

The entire Vegas strip and the surrounding area flooded on Thursday night after heavy rain. The city put out a warning of flash floods as buildings, restaurants, and homes began being submerged underwater.

GTA's Cluckin' Bell is Now a Real Restaurant

The fictional restaurant made an appearance at San Diego Comic-Con.

Jordan Peele Superfan Praises Director, Gets Shut Down by Man Himself

People's Cats are Freaking Out Over Playstation's New Adventure Game "Stray"

People can’t get enough of BlueWave Studio’s new game "Stray." The thing is, neither can their cats.

Hero Pizza Delivery Man Saves 5 Children From Burning Home

Nicholas Bostic was making a delivery when he came upon a house in flames.

Night Club Promoter Turned War Reporter Talks Life Behind the Lines in Ukraine

In the weeks following Russia's invasion, Illia started a website to catalog the war. The website is called, Casualties and is divided into four different sections: infrastructure, military equipment, captives, and perished.

Trevor Rainbolt is the GeoGuessr Player Memorizing the Entire World

23-year-old Trevor Rainbolt isn't a genius, nor is he gifted with some special powers that the rest of us lack. He's just very, very dedicated to becoming the world's best GeoGuessr player.

'Goat of Kyiv' Sets Off Boobytrap Injuring 40 Russian Soldiers

Russian soldiers had pinned grenades in a circular defense around a local hospital when a goat from a nearby village had escaped and wandered to the city.

Frano Selak: The Dude Who God Himself Could Not Kill

A wild and WTF story about a man who cheated death seven times.

Taco Bell Has Best All-Time Glow Up We’ve Ever Seen

Defy leans into the age of apps, with four drive-thru lanes for efficiency. LET'S GO BABY!

The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post

After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."