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Sony and Jared Leto Got Trolled Into Re-releasing Morbius and it Bombed Again

This is further proof that most people just don't understand the Internet. After weeks of Morbius memes, Sony saw an opportunity to capitalize on their film's popularity and thought re-releasing the film would spur new fans to see it in theaters.

Man Says He's In Love With His ’98 Chevy

A man from Arkansas who chooses to remain anonymous, for obvious reasons, says that he loves his ’98 Chevy. Unlike most people who love their car, this man is emotionally and physically in love with his vehicle.

Rich Strike Wins Kentucky Derby, Gets Punched, and Wins People Money

On Saturday one of the greatest Kentucky Derby upsets of all time took place, as the 80-1 odds horse Rich Strike struck rich and took victory in an otherworldly comeback.

Seal Addicted to Human Attention Being Sent to Rehab

Spearmint was caught mingling with tourists and locals of the town, hitching rides on boats, she even wandered down to the local pub a few times.

Woman Shamed For Showing off Her Big Naturals At Dinner Party

Adrienne Airhart was having a birthday dinner with her friends, after getting a little warm in the restaurant she removed her sweater when a woman next to her commented on the size of her breasts and moved tables.

UK Man Finally Has Penis Reattached after Regrowing It on His Arm for 6 Years

After six years of growing a new penis, doctors have reattached it to the appropriate spot, and MacDonald, 47, said, “I feel like a real man again.”

Elden Ring Player 'Let Me Solo Her' Becomes Gaming Legend

The anonymous player who goes by the moniker Let Me Solo Her has helped over 300 people defeat Elden Ring's toughest boss, and he's done it while wearing nothing but a pot on his head.

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

'Someone Is Getting Fired' - Twitter Memes 'The Northman' Poster After Forgetting to Include the Title of the Film

With a job well done the poster was posted on the subway platform for all to see and admire, sure to help bring in audiences for the prominently displayed April 22 release date for... wait which movie again?

Amazon Worker Called "Not Smart or Articulate" Gets Revenge

Top 5 Brutal Celebrity Roasts at Award Shows

Celebrity Reactions to the Oscars Slap

The moment will go down as not only the most infamous in the history of the Oscars but one of the most surprising in live television as a whole.

Ukrainian Farmers Having a Blast Yoinking Russian Tanks

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day

'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.

Pat Sajak Walks Off Stage Speechless After Impossible 100k Win on Wheel of Fortune

In an astonishing episode of "Wheel of Fortune" on Wednesday, an elementary school teacher from Portland, Oregon won a $121,000 prize.

The Moment Narco-Bard Chalino Sanchez Was Handed His Death Note

Chalino Sanchez was a Mexican folk singer known for his corridos, traditional ballads that told the stories of outlaws and criminals.

SpaceX Astronauts Told to Poop Pants If Necessary

Apparently the Dragon's piss-tube is broken.

Insane Stop-Motion Animation of Skeletor vs He-Man Dance Off

Trippy, nostalgic fun.

UFO Report on 60 Minutes: Can We Talk UFOs Now?

Enraged Belgian Farmer Singlehandedly Makes France Smaller

It's amazing what one man and a tractor can accomplish in a single afternoon.

We've Come Full Circle

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

What Will the Open World 'Star Wars' Video Game Be Like?

Kazakhstani Bodybuilder Finally Marries His Sex Doll

Do you remember the guy who proposed to his sex doll a few years ago? Well, the couple finally tied the knot in a night they'll never forget.

'Project 007' Hopes to Be Best James Bond Game Since 'GoldenEye 007'