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World’s Richest Man Asks Stephen King for $8

Elon Musk has made it clear that verified twitter accounts who want to keep their coveted blue checkmarks will have to pay a price.

By zachnading

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Fake Laid off Twitter Employees ‘Rahul Ligma’ and ‘Daniel Johnson’ Punked CNBC Hard

Maybe next time they'll do the bare minimum of fact-checking.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

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Tech CEO Said Taking an Amazon Warehouse Job 'Cured His Burnout'

Not only did switching careers cure this former tech CEO's depression, it also caused him to lose feeling in his hands and forced him to see a doctor.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

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Tim Hortons Refuses to Let Customer Buy Coffee for Homeless Man

TikToker qu33n.status2.0 has gone viral for a recent video in which she attempts to buy a coffee for a local homeless man and gets shut down – at Tim Hortons of all places.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Andrew Tate Announces He's Converted to Islam

Controversial influencer, Andrew Tate has announced that he is converting to Islam, but not for the reason most think.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

The 'Liver King' Wants You to 'Eat Testicles, Not Vegetables'

Liver King’s favorite thing to eat is, you guessed it, animal liver.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Tom Brady Loses Thursday Night Football and Then His Wife the Next Morning

Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bündchen are officially filing divorce papers today.

By zachnading

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

UPDATED: Matthew Perry Apologizes For Asking Why Keanu Reeves Is Still Alive

Matthew Perry has a new memoir coming out, titled Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing, and in the book, Perry takes on the subject of talented actors dying before their time.

By zachnading

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess

Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."

By zachnading

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Influencer Says He Doesn’t Talk to His Family Because They're 'Irrelevant'

The social media influencer Larz has stated that he no longer speaks with his family, calling them “irrelevant” because they have fewer followers than he does.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

New Jersey Barber Ends His Cuts With a Gentle Kiss on the Forehead

Bryan Sematore is a barber based in Ridgewood, New Jersey who’s racked up thousands of Instagram views, and 66k follows on TikTok by providing a snippet of affection to his clients.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

‘World’s Dirtiest Man’ Dies After Taking First Shower in 67 Years

The ‘World’s Dirtiest Man,’ Amou Haji, has recently passed after his first contact with soap in over 67 years. He was 94.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Karen Complains About Karen-themed Halloween Decorations and Forces Town to Remove Them

The witty display was likely a lighthearted jab at the ubiquitous stereotype, but one resident felt otherwise.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Starbucks Manager Claims Employees 'Kidnapped' Her When They Staged “March on the Boss”

A South Carolina Starbucks manager has accused her employees of kidnapping and assaulting her after they staged a “march on the boss” protest to demand higher wages.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Protestors Demand 'Pooping Bowls' After Gluing Themselves to VW Showroom Floor

They were also unable to order food.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

James Corden Takes Back His Apology and Confirms He’s an Irredeemable Douche

Now Corden says he retracts his apology and that he is being bullied online.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Woman Unleashes 10,000 Bees to Fight Off Police Serving Her Eviction

Rory Susan Woods, 55, is facing charges for an attempt to dispel Hampden County Sheriff’s Deputies evicting her from a residence in Longmeadow, MA with the force of thousands upon thousands of angry bees.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Divorced Dad Kanye West is Digging Himself Into a Big Racist Hole

Kanye West has taken the limelight yet again after an incredibly anti-Semitic rant while featured as a guest on the popular podcast Drink Champs, hosted by hip-hop notables N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

James Corden Unbanned After Apologizing to Restaurant Owner but People Demand He Also Apologize to Staff

After getting banned from a popular NYC restaurant, James Corden issued an apology to the Balthazar owner but fans weren't buying it as sincere.

By RustyBuckler

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

James Corden Banned From Famed NYC Restaurant After Being a Dick to Waitstaff

The human toe that is James Corden apparently isn't a pleasant person to wait on.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

The Softest Generation Ever Thinks Thumb-Up Emoji is Passive Aggressive

Linguistics in the age of emojis is a tricky thing. The meaning behind words and symbols are ever-evolving, and every budding generation seems to communicate slightly differently.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

50 Cent Responds to His Son With the Perfect Troll

Marques Jackson, son of 50 Cent, is offering to pay his dad $6,700 just to hang out with him.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Dad Thwarts Would Be Toilet Paper Crew With Flamethrower

A group of Baraboo High School boys partaking in a homecoming tradition of TPing houses on the night of October 5th wound up face to face with an angry dude dressed in military dregs wielding a flamethrower.

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Funny

Dunkin Donuts Customers Are Not Happy With Company's New Loyalty Program

Dunkin Donuts is the lifeblood of America, and for those with cold brew in their veins, this isn't the first time they've endured insults from the brand.

By Neill Lynskey

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

High School Bonfire Tradition Permanently Cancelled After Explosion

Mosley High School in Bay County, Florida has been celebrating Homecoming for over 50 years now with the beautiful tradition of a school-wide bonfire

By GiorgioMarauder

Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

World’s Richest Man Asks Stephen King for $8

Fake Laid off Twitter Employees ‘Rahul Ligma’ and ‘Daniel Johnson’ Punked CNBC Hard

Tech CEO Said Taking an Amazon Warehouse Job 'Cured His Burnout'

Tim Hortons Refuses to Let Customer Buy Coffee for Homeless Man

Andrew Tate Announces He's Converted to Islam

The 'Liver King' Wants You to 'Eat Testicles, Not Vegetables'

Tom Brady Loses Thursday Night Football and Then His Wife the Next Morning

UPDATED: Matthew Perry Apologizes For Asking Why Keanu Reeves Is Still Alive

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess

Influencer Says He Doesn’t Talk to His Family Because They're 'Irrelevant'

New Jersey Barber Ends His Cuts With a Gentle Kiss on the Forehead

‘World’s Dirtiest Man’ Dies After Taking First Shower in 67 Years

Karen Complains About Karen-themed Halloween Decorations and Forces Town to Remove Them

Starbucks Manager Claims Employees 'Kidnapped' Her When They Staged “March on the Boss”

Protestors Demand 'Pooping Bowls' After Gluing Themselves to VW Showroom Floor

James Corden Takes Back His Apology and Confirms He’s an Irredeemable Douche

Woman Unleashes 10,000 Bees to Fight Off Police Serving Her Eviction

Divorced Dad Kanye West is Digging Himself Into a Big Racist Hole

James Corden Unbanned After Apologizing to Restaurant Owner but People Demand He Also Apologize to Staff

James Corden Banned From Famed NYC Restaurant After Being a Dick to Waitstaff

The Softest Generation Ever Thinks Thumb-Up Emoji is Passive Aggressive

50 Cent Responds to His Son With the Perfect Troll

Dad Thwarts Would Be Toilet Paper Crew With Flamethrower

Dunkin Donuts Customers Are Not Happy With Company's New Loyalty Program

High School Bonfire Tradition Permanently Cancelled After Explosion

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