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Fan Reactions to 'Thor: Love and Thunder' Are Not Good

'Thor: Love and Thunder' is now playing in theaters.

CERN is Being Turned On At "Unprecedented Levels"

The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) recently announced they will be starting up their Hadron Collider ten years after discovering the Higgs boson.

OnlyFans Couple Find Out They're Siblings and Continue to Date

If this isn't the most wtf headline you've read this week, we don't know what is.

Biden Flashes Embarrassing 'Cheat Sheet' With Simple Behavior Instructions

A facepalm with some unsettling implications.

Qatar Warns Single World Cup Tourists Not to Have Sex In Their Country

For any spectators and fans thinking of attending the football World Cup as a single person looking for some company, maybe think again.

Flying on Airplanes Should Be Way More Fun

Flying sucks but airplanes are awesome. How can we fix this?

Elementary School Accidentally Serves Kids Floor Sealant Instead of Milk

Tom Hanks Tells Mob of Fans to 'Back the F*** Off', After They Knock His Wife Over

Tom Hanks, aka 'America's Dad' had to give these overly obsessed, snot-nosed fans a harsh reality check at they knocked over his wife Rita Wilson after the two were out in NYC.

Ezra Miller Accused of Grooming 18 Year Old Girl and Cannot Be Located

The Joker Part 2 Is Going to be a Musical, No Really

And here we...go!

The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post

After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."

Sony and Jared Leto Got Trolled Into Re-releasing Morbius and it Bombed Again

This is further proof that most people just don't understand the Internet. After weeks of Morbius memes, Sony saw an opportunity to capitalize on their film's popularity and thought re-releasing the film would spur new fans to see it in theaters.

IG Model Says Her 22-Pound Breasts Got Her Kicked Off Plane

The Instagram model who goes by the name Mary Magdalene claims she was removed from an American Airline flight due to the size of her enormous fake breasts. However, American Airlines has confirmed that this is not the case, she was just in the wrong seat

Man Says He's In Love With His ’98 Chevy

A man from Arkansas who chooses to remain anonymous, for obvious reasons, says that he loves his ’98 Chevy. Unlike most people who love their car, this man is emotionally and physically in love with his vehicle.

Shakira’s Cheating Boyfriend Officially the World’s Dumbest Man

Kim K Says She’d ‘Literally’ Eat Poop

Kim Kardashian recently sat down with the New York Times for what turned out to be an intimate interview complete with excrement.

Elon Musk Posts Elden Ring Build, Gets Trolled

If you aren't double-shielding, you're missing out.

Students Under Investigation After Senior Prank Goes Bad at Texas High School

A prank at a high school in Texas went bad causing thousands of dollars worth of damage and forcing the school to close for the remainder of the semester.

OnlyFans Model Shamed For Airing Out Dirty Panties on Airplane

A video has gone viral of 27-year-old OnlyFans model, Vvs Diamond, who shared a video of herself drying her underwear using the air vent above her on a flight.

Influencer Facing Charges After Starting Forest Fire for Video

Internet Roasts Jordan Peterson after Asinine Fat-Shaming Tweet

Yumi Nu just became the first Asian American model to grace the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue. And pardon my French, but holy f**k she's stunning.

Jackie Chan: Actor, Martial Artist, Deadbeat Dad

Jackie Chan and his daughter Etta Ng Chok Lam don't speak to each other. It's no surprise.

Cooking Show Goes Up in Smoke After Woman Starts a Grease Fire, Almost Burns House Down

In the clip, Kjanecaron is searing a steak in a pan, waving her hand around the smoke-filled room when the pan catches fire.

Tattoo Artist Gets Roasted After Unveiling Awful E-40 Tattoo

Babe Actor Glues Himself to Starbucks Counter Over Price of Vegan Milk

Oscar-nominated actor James Cromwell from acclaimed films such as "Babe" and "The Green Mile", super-glued his hand to the counter at a Starbucks in New York to protest the rise in the price of non-dairy creamer.