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$1.5 Million Prototype Floating Home Capsizes at Unveiling

On September 22nd, the prototype “SeaPod,” a $1.5 million floating-home-of-the-future, capsized the instant it was unveiled and subsequently sank.

Hans Niemann Screened for Anal Beads after Investigation Concludes He Cheated 100 Times

People Are Outraged Mario Doesn’t Have a Thicc Dumper

That's Italy's A**! Do it some justice!

Comics Are Tired of 'SNL' Ripping off Their Work

One episode into their new season, and Saturday Night Live is already stealing content for their late-night sketch-based comedy show.

Fat Cat Apple Exec Fired for Disgustingly Offensive TikTok Remarks

A top Apple executive was recently asked in a TikTok video what he does for a living, and his response, "I fondle big-breasted women."

Spain Has a Thicc New Mascot Named ‘Bussi’ and We’re Obsessed

What in the ever-loving nightmare fuel is going on in Spain?

Anthony Hopkins is the Most Acclaimed Sh*tposter Ever

Sir Anthony Hopkins, acclaimed Academy Award-winning thespian, has evolved into a prolific TikToker with Hannibal Lecter vibes.

Nurse Fired after OnlyFans Account Became 'Distraction' to Coworkers

A 22-year-old OnlyFans star was recently fired from her nursing job because her social media and adult content accounts were - get this - distracting to her coworkers.

Vic Faust Fired after 4 Minute Sexist Rant Against Co-Host Crystal Cooper

Local TV News anchor berates female co-worker in nasty, sexist rant. Vic Faust launched into a profane rant against his colleague off the air.

D-Bag Diva Adam Levine Caught in Greasy Cheating Scandal

Lead singer of the pop rock band Maroon 5 and solo musical artist, Adam Levine has been outed as a cheater.

Sixers’ Head Coach Caught Being Horny on Twitter

Glenn 'Doc' Rivers, head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers may need to take a break from his Twitter account.

Julia Fox is Dropping Hard Truths on TikTok

Model, actress, and muse, Julia Fox has become a cultural icon.

Food Delivery Robot DGAF About Active Crime Scene

This past Tuesday in Los Angeles, a determined little delivery bot named Connie put itself in harm's way to ensure an Uber Eats order arrived on time.

Another Day, Another Britney Spears Internet Drama

The famous “Hit Me Baby One More Time” singer posted a quote on Instagram yesterday by late comedian Rodney Dangerfield, reading “I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

Billy Goat Arrested For Rampaging Crime Spree

Just a few days ago Tonopah, Arizona was subject to the whims of a rampaging goat.

A New Cringey White Girl Rapper Just Dropped

Racking up an impressive 11 million views and 1.2 million likes in just four days, whatever your opinion on the song is, the impact can’t be denied.

The Only Thing Worse than a Disney Adult is a Racist Disney Adult

Idiots, sad Disney adults, and racists are coming out of their disgusting little basement caves to discuss the skin tone of a fictional mermaid.

Bisexual Mormon Man Laments on TikTok That He Can't Sleep with Men

Mormons have carved out an odd and at times cringeworthy niche on TikTok.

Buckingham Palace Doesn’t Want Your Marmalade Sandwiches

For the most part, those mourning the Queen have left flowers and notes, though one uniquely British favorite has made an appearance among the bouquets, the marmalade sandwich.

Jimmy Kimmel Overshadows Quinta Brunson's Acceptance Speech and is Roasted by Twitter

Quinta Brunson’s Emmy win for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series for her hit show, Abbott Elementary, was disrupted by a Jimmy Kimmel bit taken too far last night at the 74th Emmy Awards.

iShowspeed Freaks Out After Attempting the Kylie Jenner Challenge

Though recommended to take only 30 seconds for plumper-lip results, the streamer Darren Watkins, whose channel iShowSpeed bears 11 million subscribers, chose to keep the cup around his mouth for a daring, painful 15 minutes.

'Reddit Sex Song' Guy Goes Viral For the Worst Choice in Bedtime Music

You won't believe this song.

What Having Seven Children Does to a Person

In a video posted to social media, date unknown, Baldwin laments about all the things he wished he could do, but can't, because he spends all his time with his family.

Woman Finds Out Her Boyfriend of 6 Years is Actually Her Brother

The two started dating in high school having bonded over both being adopted, but one day her worst fears were confirmed.

Under-10 Soccer Team Surprises Everyone With Hooters Sponsorship