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LAPD Upholds 2017 Firing of Officers Who Ignored Robbery Call To Catch Snorlax in Pokemon GO

Two LAPD police officers are to remain fired after a court upheld their 2017 termination for ignoring a call for backup to a robbery-in-progress to instead chase a Snorlax outside their beat area in Pokemon GO.

Guy Gets Shredded Online For His Clubbing Shirt

He never stood a chance.

Jared Fogle Makes First Statement From Jail Since Conviction, Quotes Shawshank Redemption

Disgraced Subway sleaze Jared Fogle has released his first statement since his 2015 conviction on child pornography charges and paying for sex with an underage girl.

NASCAR Officially Denies 'Let's Go Brandon' Themed Car

Brandon Brown, whose name started the popular catchphrase, 'Let's Go Brandon', signed a deal last month with LGBcoin.ion (Let's Go Brandon Coin) and recently tried to get his new sponsored car into official NASCAR races.

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'Nevermind' Baby's Child Porn Lawsuit Dismissed by Judge

Hardly a surprising verdict, but there's still a chance to escalate.

Reality-Star-Turned-Gas-Passer Retires after near ‘Fart Attack'

If you're into jarred farts, hospitalization, and NFTs boy do we have a story for you.

Antonio Brown Quits Mid-Game, Throws Equipment Then Throws Deuces

The Antonio Brown rollercoaster ride may finally be over.

13 People Who Had One Job, ‘Home Alone’ Edition

Is Kevin everyone's responsibility? Of course not. Should an adult have stepped in much earlier? Absolutely.

HBO Tanking Peloton's Stock Proves The Meme Economy Is Real

The new reboot of Sex and the City is back on HBO and in the premier episode, a familiar character gets killed off. But the catch is that Peloton's stock took a tumble because the character died on their bike.

Patrick Mahomes' Brother Receives Savage Clapback From Restaurant He Dissed

Patrick Mahomes' TikTok 'famous' younger brother, Jackson is back in the news again.

The Top 30 Highest Paid Twitch Streamers

Thanks to the Twitch hack, we now have some solid numbers on what the platform's biggest streamers make, and it's a lot.

Sony Fires PlayStation Executive Caught In Pedophile Sting Operation

George Cacioppo, the Senior Vice President of Engineering at PlayStation Network has been fired after a video allegedly showing him trying to meet up with a 15-year-old boy was posted in the YouTube Channel People v. Preds.

Woman On Delta Flight Caught Feeding Her Cat Butter With Her Breasts

According to Delta flight attendant, Ainsley Elizabeth, the woman in question was holding her hairless cat swaddled up like a baby while trying to force it to drink her milk.

Plumber Finds $600K In Cash Inside Wall of Joel Osteen's Church

Apparently, Joe Osteen's church reported a robbery nearly seven years ago, claiming someone had stolen $600k from the church. Now those claims are bing called into question.

18 Christmas Lights Resembling Everyone’s Favorite Phallic Friend

Man Shot While Trying to Sell His PS5

10 Movies So Bad They're Actually Pretty Good

Bad movies get made for all sorts of reasons. Someone has a crazy idea, someone funds it, and it’s not good. However, this shortlist of off-the-wall feature films isn't just your average "bad movie" list, this is a "so-bad, its great" movie list.

GTA Definitive Edition Has Hilarious Wiggle Glitch That Turns Cars into Wide-Boys

Gamers React to Halo Infinite Battle Pass: Great Game, Stupid System

Multiplayer's gameplay is f**king awesome. The Battle Pass f**king sucks.

Saints Row Reboot Gets Delayed Until August 2022

Emotional Support Monkey of Texas Coach's Stripper GF Bites Trick or Treater

Looks like the "Pole Assassin" and her sidekick might be in trouble.

30 Dad Jokes for Trying to Woo Your Third Wife

Jacksonville Jaguars Coach Urban Meyer Embarasses Self, Team

Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer is making all the wrong headlines in his pro football career.

Burger Shop Bans Kids From Dining Alone and They Have Pretty Good Reasons

A Burger place in California caught some headlines recently after they enacted a new policy that forbids minors under 18 from dining without a guardian. And the reasons for doing so are pretty hilarious.