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People Can't Believe This Turtle is Racist

After a series of videos showing a turtle attacking a pair of black shoes went viral, some people are vowing to never use paper straws again.

Internet Fries Jack Harlow for Being Carried at Kentucky Derby

Apparently Jack Harlow didn't want to get his kicks dirty at the Kentucky Derby.

Woman Deported From Bali After Naked Photoshoot With 700 Year Old Tree

Russian tourist, Alina Fazleeva, was in tears, pleading for forgiveness after offending many locals for posing naked next to a sacred tree in Bali, Indonesia.

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Madison Cawthorn Poked the Beast and Now He's Paying For It

Honestly, we don't give a shit what he wants to do behind closed doors. Sure it's weird that he wants to do this stuff with his cousin, but hey, I"m told the south is more practiced in that sort of stuff.

Pro Life Activist Risks His Own Climbing SF Skyscraper

The hour-long climb caught the attention of many on Twitter as local helicopters started sharing pictures of a man 30-floors up without any gear.

UK Man Finally Has Penis Reattached after Regrowing It on His Arm for 6 Years

After six years of growing a new penis, doctors have reattached it to the appropriate spot, and MacDonald, 47, said, “I feel like a real man again.”

Amanda Bynes Accuses Fiancé of Doing Crack and Watching Mommy Porn

The Nickelodeon child actor from the '90s is back in the news after posting multiple videos outing her fiancé, Paul Michael as a crackhead.

‘The Batman’ Proves Once and for All Bruce Wayne Needs a Break

This iteration of everyone's favorite dark knight takes us on a slow burn that flickers out fairly quickly.

Amber Heard Accused of Cheating With James Franco and Elon Musk

Evidence has been submitted to court alleging Heard had multiple affairs while she was married to Depp, and was seen with James Franco just days after making her allegations of assault.

DC Star Ezra Miller's Career is Over in a Flash

Ezra Miller, known for playing The Flash in the DC franchise among other popular roles, has once again been arrested in Hawaii.

Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times

Man Gets $450,000 After Suing Workplace for Celebrating His Birthday

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

Pregnant Riley Reid Crashed Into While Sideline at Lakers Game

The pregnant adult video star, Riley Reid, was courtside when the Los Angeles Lakers, Mason Jones, plowed into her while attempting to save a ball that was going out of bounds.

Khloe Kardashian Admits to Photoshopping Her Daughter On Vacation at Disneyland

Khloe Kardashian not only photoshopped her four-year-old daughter, True, into a Disney trip she wasn't taken along for, she accidentally confirmed as much after actually taking her to the 'most magical place on Earth yesterday.

Simple Math Proves JLO Has Her Men Simping Hard

International superstar, musician, actress, and entrepreneur Jennifer Lopez is once again engaged to be married.

12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth

Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.

20 Pics and Vids Proving Humans Are the Weirdest Species Ever

I would be remiss if I didn't acknowledge how stupid we actually are as humans.

New Influencer Only Airline Is Everything Wrong With The World

'Death on the Nile' is Getting Roasted for Maybe Worst FX Ever

Leaked Amazon List of Banned Words Feels like 1984 Come to Life

'Someone Is Getting Fired' - Twitter Memes 'The Northman' Poster After Forgetting to Include the Title of the Film

With a job well done the poster was posted on the subway platform for all to see and admire, sure to help bring in audiences for the prominently displayed April 22 release date for... wait which movie again?

DC Rapper Goonew Attends His Own Funeral, Stands On Stage Embalmed

You can find me in the club with a bottle of bub, rubbing shoulders with a dead guy.

Louis C.K. Wins Most Cancelled Person To Still Win Grammy

Five years after committing and admitting to sexual misconduct, Louis CK has risen back to the top of the comedy world by winning last night’s Grammy award for the best comedy album of 2021.