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Flash Star Ezra Miller Arrested, Seems Like A Bad Person

Putin Says Russia is Being Cancelled Just Like JK Rowling

In an address to the world on Russian State TV, Putin said the country of Russia is being canceled by Western forces similar to the treatment of the Harry Potter author JK Rowling.

Twitter Hates Stranger Things' Awful New Haircuts

People were not a fan of the bowl cuts

Twitter Roasts Machine Gun Kelly's Cringey New Album Cover

When MGK released the album art for his new album 'Mainstream Sellout', Twitter roasted him as only the internet knows how...ruthlessly.

Pop Star Hospitalized for Holding in Too Many Farts

When Did Athletes Get So Soft? NBA Player Fined 40k After Confronting Young Fan

When did athletes become such big pussies?

Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner Bullied into Changing Baby’s Name

Ah, you love to see it. Celebrities naming their newborn babies something absolutely ridiculous, and then getting obliterated online for it.

Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees

PETA Tweet about Dog Collar Backfires Spectacularly

Everyone's favorite animal rights organization is making waves once again.

Pete Davidson Gives Kanye a Taste of His Own Medicine

Kanye has recently been popping up on social media, sharing pictures and threatening messages about Pete Davidson and his new relationship with his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian.

Tom Brady Un-Retires Hours After His Last TD Ball Sold For 500k

Is Tom Brady the GOAT of trolling? What a savage.

Kim Kardashian Deletes Tweet after Photoshop Allegations

Coming from the billionaire who just told every other woman in the world to "Get your a** up and work", it's no surprise that Kim Kardashian's social media would be fake as well.

Kim Kardashian Gets Dragged for Saying ‘Nobody Wants to Work’

Kim Kardashian is once again in the hot seat after a recent interview with Variety.

Ryan Coogler Detained After Trying to Withdraw 12k From His Own Bank

Ryan Coogler, the director of 'Black Panther', 'Creed' and 'Fruitvale Station', was detained in Atlanta when trying to withdraw 12 thousand dollars from a Bank of America.

Ubisoft Developers Are Butt Hurt That Elden Ring Received 'Masterpiece' Reviews

While there have been some bumps in the road with the PC version not living up to performance standards, and some casual players calling for an easy mode, Elden Ring has proved that FromSoftware is a fierce competitor in the video game industry.

Japanese 'Killing Stone' Believed to Hold Demonic Spirit Has Split Open

According to Japanese folklore, the 'killing stone' is a volcanic rock that is possessed with the spirit of Sessho-seki, a Nine-Tailed Fox.

Woman Arrested After Faking Her Own Kidnapping in 2016

During the time of her alleged kidnapping, she was staying with her ex-boyfriend and had harmed herself to make the events seem more authentic.

NASCAR Driver’s Mansion Looks Just like Bass Pro Shop and It's Getting Appropriately Roasted

Apparently if your name is Tony Stewart there are only two personality traits. Liking NASCAR and going fishing. That's about it

Gen Z’s Collective Brain Explodes When They Discover Judd Apatow

We're getting f**king old.

Fake Diamond Heir Pretends Assassins Chasing Him, Swindles Millions Out of Tinder Dates

Shimon Hayut, who goes by Simon Leviev online, is being accused of operating a Ponzi scheme through dating apps, specifically Tinder.

"Millions" Worth of NFTs Stolen from Largest NFT Marketplace OpenSea

Here we are again.

Olympics Says Russian Skater Who Failed Drug Test Can Compete "Because She's a Kid"

The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) that oversees disputes in international sport, has said that Russian Figure Skater Kamila Valieva, 15, will be allowed to compete in the Women's Individual tomorrow despite testing positive for Trimetazidine.

Judd Apatow Overhears Kanye Complaining about Poor Wardrobe Choices

Judd Apatow arguably had the best Super Bowl seats in the house.

15 of 23 Monkeys Implanted with Elon's Neuralink Chip Have Reportedly Died

This report was coupled with Musk announcing that Neuralink has been eager to begin human testing in 2022 and there was a job listing posted for a clinical trial.

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass!