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Virtual Girlfriend Users Freak Out After CEO Is Arrested, App Is Bricked
Don’t you hate it when you pay for an A.I.-generated girlfriend based on your favorite influencer only for the service to stop working after the CEO is arrested for trying to set his own apartment on fire?
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Massachusetts Youth Hockey Refs Hide in Barricaded Locker Room Awaiting Police While Parent Mob Bangs on the Door
For most people, going to a children’s sports game involves choking down a boiled hot dog as you watch kids try and fail to score points, usually tripping over themselves and each other in the process.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Live Mas!’: Former Taco Bell Employee Sues After Holiday Party Devolved Into Cuckolding Fest
Taco Bell workers in Los Angeles are being accused of living a little too más after it was alleged that a company party turned into an orgy — complete with vomiting and cuckoldry.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Anniversary of JFK’s Death: The Top Conspiracy Theories On Who Really Murked the President
60 years after President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed while riding in a motorcade through Dallas, Texas, we dive into all the theories surrounding his death.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘Without Context This Is Terrible’: Fashion Designer’s Funeral Has Guests Serving the Catwalk
For most people, funerals are a somber affair.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
‘It Burnt Off My Left Flap!’: Opera Singer Recounts Ails of Buying Vibrators Off Temu With Opera Banger
In recent months, an even shadier challenger to Amazon’s online shopping crown has emerged in the form of Temu, a website that ships goods to consumers directly from China, bypassing middlemen and allowing them to offer products at obscenely low prices.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Hope Your Parents See This!': Mom Throws Tantrum Over Rollerblader Playing WAP In A Park
One rollerblader recently proved that “WAP” should, in fact, stand for “Wild Ass Park,” landing into an all-out verbal smackdown with an angry parent peeved over the skater’s penchant for playing Megan Thee Stallion songs in public.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'How Many Times Bigger Is It Then Earth?': ‘Love Island’ Contestant Convinced the Earth 'Has To Be' Smaller Than the Moon
Though Love Island Australia contestant Abby Miller may have entered the villa looking for love, she left with one hell of a science lesson, discovering that the moon, is not in fact multiple times larger than the Earth.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
CEO Jumped Scared By Protester Screaming Her Name
Move over, haunted house actors, horror gags, and old photos — it turns out your own name and the consequences of your own actions can sometimes serve as the most terrifying jump scare of all, a hard lesson one CEO recently discovered the hard way.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Get the Hell Off My Land!': Angry Boomer Goes Off On Workers Mapping Underground Utilities
One angry boomer discovered that the good ‘ol “Get Off My Lawn” bit doesn’t exactly apply to utility workers, throwing a tantrum after discovering the men surveying land near her home were simply doing their jobs.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Former Nickelodeon Child Stars Can't Stop Talking About Banging Each Other
Though they starred in Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, many Y2K Nickelodeon fans wish that Devon Werkheiser and Lindsey Shaw had kept the details of their sex life very much under wraps after sharing their apparent penchant for behind-the-scenes
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
