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‘Whole Stadium Rage Quit’: Pro Soccer Team Turns Off Lights After Their Team Loses

‘Whole Stadium Rage Quit’: Pro Soccer Team Turns Off Lights After Their Team Loses

Soccer is full of drama.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman Discovers Her Husband Had An Affair With Her Mother While They Were Married

Woman Discovers Her Husband Had An Affair With Her Mother While They Were Married

The only thing worse than discovering your husband is having an affair? Discovering that your husband is having an affair with none other than your mom.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘Please Be a Prank’: Woman Who Allegedly Tattooed Her Bf’s Name On Her Forehead Claims It’s "Not a Stunt"

‘Please Be a Prank’: Woman Who Allegedly Tattooed Her Bf’s Name On Her Forehead Claims It’s "Not a Stunt"

An influencer who claimed to have gotten her boyfriend’s name tattooed on her forehead has sparked an online debate about stunts and the lengths influencers will go to in order to get as much attention as possible.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Are There 16-Year-Old Girls Up There?’: Jared Leto Climbed the Empire State Building and No One Knows Why

‘Are There 16-Year-Old Girls Up There?’: Jared Leto Climbed the Empire State Building and No One Knows Why

What do 30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto and King Kong have in common?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Blow One More Leaf and We’re Gonna Have A Personal Problem!': Old Man Doesn’t Screw Around When It Comes to Lawn Care

'Blow One More Leaf and We’re Gonna Have A Personal Problem!': Old Man Doesn’t Screw Around When It Comes to Lawn Care

Don’t come between an old man and his lawn.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Boyfriend Tries His Hardest Not to Look Back At Large Cake Behind Him

Boyfriend Tries His Hardest Not to Look Back At Large Cake Behind Him

Her a— may be down there, but his eyes are begrudgingly up here.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

What the Hell Happened to Jeremy Allen White’s Bulge?

What the Hell Happened to Jeremy Allen White’s Bulge?

Ahead of the release of The Iron Claw next month, the internet’s favorite white boy Jeremy Allen White recently participated in a sporty photoshoot that saw him spend more than five minutes outside a kitchen for once.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘A Losers Lament’: An Astounding Number of People Have Already Lost 'No Nickelback November'

‘A Losers Lament’: An Astounding Number of People Have Already Lost 'No Nickelback November'

As one wise Twitter user once wrote, “november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write 50k word novel.”

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Teens Riot At Six Flags, Throw Things at Rollercoaster and Prevent Riders From Exiting Ride

Teens Riot At Six Flags, Throw Things at Rollercoaster and Prevent Riders From Exiting Ride

A teenager on a rampage is a terrifying sight.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘MANNNN Delete This’: Atlanta Hawks Players Beg Team to Delete OnlyFans Inspired Promo Video

‘MANNNN Delete This’: Atlanta Hawks Players Beg Team to Delete OnlyFans Inspired Promo Video

The southern NBA staple decided to hop on the sex work train on Thursday … well sorta, promoting the league’s in-season tournament with an absurd OnlyFans parody.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Road Raging Women Assault Amazon Driver, Who Proceeds to Bulldoze Their Car

Road Raging Women Assault Amazon Driver, Who Proceeds to Bulldoze Their Car

Though the trailer for GTA VI won’t be released until early next month, two women have already gotten into the spirit of Rockstar Games’ latest installment, attempting to hijack an Amazon delivery truck.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Nikki Haley’s Foot Fetishists Were the Real Winners of Last Night’s Republican Presidential Debate

Nikki Haley’s Foot Fetishists Were the Real Winners of Last Night’s Republican Presidential Debate

Political commentators may remain divided on which candidate emerged victorious from Wednesday evening’s Republican presidential primary debate, however, nobody won quite as big as the foot fetishists lusting over former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Ha

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection

Guy’s 'Mint' Truck Damaged by Long Jumping Deer Moments Before Buyer Shows Up for Inspection

Though both the buyer and the seller of a “mint” condition truck may have consented to the transaction, it appears there was someone whom they both forgot to ask — a local deer with terrible depth perception.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Black Bear Helps Itself to Homeowner's $45 Taco Bell Delivery

Black Bear Helps Itself to Homeowner's $45 Taco Bell Delivery

No matter how badly your stoned a— wants a Crunch Wrap Supreme, there is most definitely a wild bear that wants it even more, a fact one Floridian family recently discovered the hard way.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Are you Forcum or Againstcum?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dude Tries to Attack Former MMA Fighter With a Knife, Learns Through Choke Hold That He Chose the Wrong Target

Dude Tries to Attack Former MMA Fighter With a Knife, Learns Through Choke Hold That He Chose the Wrong Target

One knife-wielding attacker recently discovered that you can, in fact, lose when you bring a blade to a fistfight.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Another Human Skull Found in Secondhand Shop, This Time in Florida

Another Human Skull Found in Secondhand Shop, This Time in Florida

People really need to get it together when it comes to thrift-store donations.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Eerie Conspiracy Behind Those New Weird Screens Covering Drugstore Drink Fridges

The Eerie Conspiracy Behind Those New Weird Screens Covering Drugstore Drink Fridges

Though they may seem like yet another example of Silicon Valley dude-bros re-inventing the bus, those LED screens fastened atop drink coolers at Walgreens and Kroger locations are likely a whole lot more Black Mirror than meets the eye.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Jesus Has Had the Wheel For a While Now': Drivers Terrified After Seeing Woman's Completely Slicked Tires

'Jesus Has Had the Wheel For a While Now': Drivers Terrified After Seeing Woman's Completely Slicked Tires

On Sunday, @doitmuvaaa headed to Twitter with a question for the car guys of Twitter, sharing a snap of her tires while questioning whether it was time to revamp her ride.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

One restaurant employee got a little too literal with the pumpkin head trend this spooky season, accidentally clocking a customer in the melon with a seasonal gourd.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

The only thing worse than breaking up over text? Breaking up over text … that just so happens to be broadcasted before hundreds of commuters in central London.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

As it turns out, NFTs are an affront to the eyes in more ways than one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

What’s the difference between airsoft dudes bro-ing out and a mass shooting? To a group of authorities in Mexico, apparently nothing.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Let Me In!’: Man Attempts to Break Into Date’s Apartment After She Discovers Creepy and Violent Photo Galleries On His Phone

‘Let Me In!’: Man Attempts to Break Into Date’s Apartment After She Discovers Creepy and Violent Photo Galleries On His Phone

Sydney Fort, who goes by The Pretty Chef on TikTok, shared a video late last month of the man attempting to break into her home.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

Though they may have reputations as dweeby dudes lugging around the most cumbersome wind instrument known to man, tuba players aren't to be messed with.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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