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No One Has A Worse (or Better) Job Than A Constipation Chiropractor

Chiropractors say they can fix anything.

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Watch Car After Car Bottom Out On the World's Worst Pothole

There’s a point where a pothole just becomes a regular ol’ hole. This pothole, which appears to be in China, has reached that point.

By Braden Bjella

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Old Dog Can't Walk Down the Stairs Without Farting Its Brains Out

This dog has a peculiar issue — every time it goes down the stairs, it can’t help but let one go.

By Braden Bjella

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'Hey S—y Arse!': Woman Is Terrified Everyone Knows She Has to Poop When She's Buying Toilet Paper

Though the fact that everybody poops may serve as the titular inspiration for every dad’s favorite children’s book.

By Carly Tennes

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‘That Was Actually Kind of Beautiful’: Watch Two Awful Drivers Pull off Pirouetting Accident Without Touching Each Other

On the road, anything can cause an accident — even nothing at all.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Man Terrorizes Tinder Dates by Showing Up in ‘Character He’s Working On’

In what I sincerely hope is a particularly disturbing creative-writing exercise, a man recently took to the r/RedScarePod subreddit to share tales of his latest dating exploit.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Everyone’s Learning That Yellow Dragonfruit Makes You S–t Like Crazy

One of the great things about the internet is the opportunity to share a communal experience or moment of discovery with people scattered across the globe.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Nope! Get Down!': Professor Shuts Down Clout-Chasing Students Who Interrupt His Lecture With TikTok Dance

“Nope!” the professor yelled as the students tried to storm the lecture hall stage. “Nope! Get down.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

YouTuber Accused Pocketing Tens of Thousands of Dollars Meant For Dementia Research

Though YouTuber Jirard Khalil — a.k.a. The Completionist — may be all about following through when it comes to video games, it appears he took a very different approach when it came to philanthropy.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Penile-ized': Angry Man Enacts Dildo-Justice On Alleged Group of Pickpockets

Sometimes we don't need all the context for a video to make it great, as there are some things that translate across cultures and languages without a word needed to be spoken.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Having Sex in Rage Rooms

If you’ve ever searched “date night ideas” or had a team-building night with a “fun” boss, you’re probably familiar with the idea of a Rage Room.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The U.S Government Released Its Yearly PSA On Frying Turkey Without Burning Your House Down

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission headed to Twitter on Thursday with their annual warning for those responsible for preparing turkey this holiday season.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Residents At A Luxury Miami Condo Are Being Catcalled By Prisoners Across the Street

Picture this: You’re going through a rough patch, and you find yourself in federal prison awaiting trial.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Diva Down': Gay Twitter Has Found a Hero in George Santos

George Santos: Disgraced Congressman, notable OnlyFans patron, and certified Diva?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘What Explains This Phenomenon of Zoomer Women Lusting over the BMCs (Big Millennial C–)’: Zoomer Dudes Pissed No One Wants to Date Them

Despite what incels think, dating is a nightmare for a lot of people, not just men, and not just weird men who never go outside and blame the world for their problems.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Guns, Stacks and Champagne: This Kid’s Birthday Party Went Way Too Hard

Kids’ birthday parties can be pretty boring for parents.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Osama Bin Laden Is TikTok’s New Anti-Capitalist, Anti-War Hero

He’s dead, he literally did 9/11 and he’s Gen Z’s latest political icon?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Snoop Dogg Says He's Quitting Smoking, Asks For "Privacy At This Time"

Though Snoop Dogg may have proudly proclaimed “smoke weed everyday” at the end of 1999’s “The Next Episode,” it appears the rapper is putting down the joints … or so he says.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Empty Your F—king Pockets!': Angry Woman Threatens to Hang Man She Thinks Stole Her Package

“I am not happy!” the woman screamed in what may easily be the understatement of the century.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Couple's Airbnb Smart Fridge Is Hellbent On Making Fart Jokes, Selling Fart Joke Expansion Pack

“Why are you farting at me?” asked one of the guests as Alexa continued to emit fart after fart.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dude with “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Crashes Car

On Monday, a Floridian couple landed under arrest after they attempted to evade a police officer who caught them trying to break into several cars, slamming into a parked vehicle as they sped away.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You’re Gonna Let Her Know That You Effed Up': Woman Discovers Her Neighbor’s Husband Has Been Cheating After Three Hour Screaming Match

Though @myladyweeze may have spent one day last week working from home, she got something a whole lot better than water cooler gossip, finding herself in the front-row seat for a whole lot of drama after her neighbor’s friend caught him cheating on his wi

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'We Have A Horse Problem': Plane Forced to Land After Horse Gets Loose In Cargo Hold

A cargo plane making a trip to Belgium from New York yesterday was forced to return to JFK when a horse escaped its cargo stall.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Sometimes Sbarro Be Callin': Police Chase Ends After Man Crashes Through Mall Doors, Arrested In Food Court

A man was arrested in Pueblo Colorado on Tuesday after leading police on a chase through the Pueblo shopping center parking lot before driving through the doors of the mall, before crashing and being taken into custody in the mall's food court.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Bats—t Criminal Drives Into Crane, Nearly Kills Construction Worker

Cops on your a—? Time to almost commit manslaughter!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

No One Has A Worse (or Better) Job Than A Constipation Chiropractor

Watch Car After Car Bottom Out On the World's Worst Pothole

Old Dog Can't Walk Down the Stairs Without Farting Its Brains Out

'Hey S—y Arse!': Woman Is Terrified Everyone Knows She Has to Poop When She's Buying Toilet Paper

‘That Was Actually Kind of Beautiful’: Watch Two Awful Drivers Pull off Pirouetting Accident Without Touching Each Other

Man Terrorizes Tinder Dates by Showing Up in ‘Character He’s Working On’

Everyone’s Learning That Yellow Dragonfruit Makes You S–t Like Crazy

'Nope! Get Down!': Professor Shuts Down Clout-Chasing Students Who Interrupt His Lecture With TikTok Dance

YouTuber Accused Pocketing Tens of Thousands of Dollars Meant For Dementia Research

'Penile-ized': Angry Man Enacts Dildo-Justice On Alleged Group of Pickpockets

People Are Having Sex in Rage Rooms

The U.S Government Released Its Yearly PSA On Frying Turkey Without Burning Your House Down

Residents At A Luxury Miami Condo Are Being Catcalled By Prisoners Across the Street

'Diva Down': Gay Twitter Has Found a Hero in George Santos

‘What Explains This Phenomenon of Zoomer Women Lusting over the BMCs (Big Millennial C–)’: Zoomer Dudes Pissed No One Wants to Date Them

Guns, Stacks and Champagne: This Kid’s Birthday Party Went Way Too Hard

Osama Bin Laden Is TikTok’s New Anti-Capitalist, Anti-War Hero

Snoop Dogg Says He's Quitting Smoking, Asks For "Privacy At This Time"

'Empty Your F—king Pockets!': Angry Woman Threatens to Hang Man She Thinks Stole Her Package

Couple's Airbnb Smart Fridge Is Hellbent On Making Fart Jokes, Selling Fart Joke Expansion Pack

Dude with “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Crashes Car

'You’re Gonna Let Her Know That You Effed Up': Woman Discovers Her Neighbor’s Husband Has Been Cheating After Three Hour Screaming Match

'We Have A Horse Problem': Plane Forced to Land After Horse Gets Loose In Cargo Hold

'Sometimes Sbarro Be Callin': Police Chase Ends After Man Crashes Through Mall Doors, Arrested In Food Court

Bats—t Criminal Drives Into Crane, Nearly Kills Construction Worker

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