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‘Call Them the Whack Ops’: Everything We Know About the IDF’s Sperm Retrieval Unit
On Tuesday, Israel’s official Twitter page shared a video hinting at one of their latest endeavors amid the ongoing conflict in Gaza — retrieving semen from dead soldiers and civilians to help them grow their legacies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'This Is Not Real!': Airplane Passenger Has Massive Meltdown, Fights Cabin Crew and Claims She Was "Human Trafficked"
One passenger on a flight from New York City to Kansas City found herself, too, screaming about the construct of reality while attempting to fly the friendly skies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Granny Haters: Facebook Boomers Fuming at How Hot Granny’s Fashion Is
Weirdly, despite it being 2023, the year of our lord and savior Barbie, some people still believe that women over a certain age should become hermits once they’re no longer young and hot anymore.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Leonardo DiCaprio Roasted For Rapping At His 49th Birthday Party
Despite his penchant for dating women roughly half his age, Leonardo DiCaprio rang in the big 4-9 the way only a middle-aged man could, treating guests to a terrible rendition of “DWYCK” by Gang Starr and Nice & Smooth.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Want Another Pie!': Angry Boomer Hurls McDonald’s Pie At Workers In Drive Thru Tussle
Someone's angry MeeMaw was clearly not lovin’ her recent trip to McDonald’s, throwing an apple pie through the drive-through window during a brutal battle with one of the fast food chain’s employees.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Today a Criminal Got Away': Cops Shoot Elaborate Celine Dion TikTok Instead of Doing Their Jobs
“Somebody's grieving family is waiting for you guys to finish lip-synching,” added one commenter, as the internet unanimously condemned a video of police using a squad car and leaf blower as props in a viral TikTok challenge.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm a Grammy-Nominated Artist': Gospel Singer Threatened With Grounding After She Wouldn't Stop Singing On Delta Flight
Though the Grammy Award overlords may have enjoyed gospel singer Bobbi Storm’s musical chops, the same can not be said for one Delta cabin crew member, who nearly kicked the musician off a flight after she tried to treat her fellow passengers to an improm
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You Stupid Little Pimple': Angry British Karen Transforms Into a 'Resident Evil Village' Cutscene Character
One angry British boomer was so peeved to see a man driving through her neighborhood that she spontaneously transformed into a Resident Evil side character, harassing the motorist through his car window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Vodka and McDonald’s Are the Secrets to Looking Young, Says 75-Year-Old Fashion Designer Who Looks 30 Years Younger
Vera Wang, the fashion designer known for her stunning wedding gowns, recently made headlines after allegedly crediting a steady diet of vodka and McDonald’s for her “youthful glow.”
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
'This Is Stolen Valor': Twitter E-Girls Denounce Faux Nipple Piercings
Lying for veterans’ discounts and sporting cargo pants aren’t the only ways to commit stolen valor this Veteran’s Day — enter the latest means of lying for clout, faux nipple piercings.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
