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‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

It’s a tale of unlikely friendship, squirrels, and a whole lot of porn … the latter one being respective from the other two, of course.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

Continuing in the storied tradition of “weird guys,” a British man has been banned from wearing a gimp suit in public for five years after donning the suit and terrorizing local women by crawling and writhing on the ground.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

Since Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter, many people have noted that low-effort engagement posts are on the rise.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

If you decided to resort to a life of crime, what would be the first thing you’d steal?

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Food delivery apps are filled with all sorts of B.S. restaurants that you’ve never heard of before.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'The Magic Is In The Hole': Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her New Mug and Unexpectedly Finds Her People

'The Magic Is In The Hole': Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her New Mug and Unexpectedly Finds Her People

Wow, she's so crazy, like for real.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Didn’t Know They Got Down Like That’: Badminton Match Full of Screams and Shouts Almost Ends In Thrown Blows

‘Didn’t Know They Got Down Like That’: Badminton Match Full of Screams and Shouts Almost Ends In Thrown Blows

There are certain sports you expect to be aggressive.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Dude Just Wants His Neighbor to Stop Being So Loud While Making Her OnlyFans Content

Dude Just Wants His Neighbor to Stop Being So Loud While Making Her OnlyFans Content

A Redditor recently took to r/MildlyInfuriating seeking advice for one such unusual neighbor.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘I Am Convinced This Was a Spiritual Attack’: Man’s Aftermarket Phone Charger Caught on Fire During Flight From New York to Florida

‘I Am Convinced This Was a Spiritual Attack’: Man’s Aftermarket Phone Charger Caught on Fire During Flight From New York to Florida

Have you ever wondered why items like portable phone chargers have to go in your carry-on when flying?

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I Wouldn’t Want to Go Against An Angry Mother’: 50-Year-Old Mom Offers TKO to 19-Year-Old Who Broke Her Son’s Heart

‘I Wouldn’t Want to Go Against An Angry Mother’: 50-Year-Old Mom Offers TKO to 19-Year-Old Who Broke Her Son’s Heart

They say that it’s easier to dump a mama’s boy than it is to divorce a mama’s boy, and both of those are easier than trying to change a mama’s boy.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Everyone Started Twerking Around Him’: Cop Tries to Break Up Party, Everybody Thinks He’s a Stripper

‘Everyone Started Twerking Around Him’: Cop Tries to Break Up Party, Everybody Thinks He’s a Stripper

There’s a universal rule in throwing a house party: When the cops come, it’s time to go.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Not Even Putting a Single Dollar as a Tip Is Actually Insane’: Woman Roasted for Refusing to Tip Delivery Drivers

‘Not Even Putting a Single Dollar as a Tip Is Actually Insane’: Woman Roasted for Refusing to Tip Delivery Drivers

As long as America has been in the throes of late-stage capitalism, debates about tipping have existed.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘When Is It Appropriate to Tell Someone You Have a Girlfriend?’: 4-Hour Airplane Cheating Story Raises Relationship Questions

‘When Is It Appropriate to Tell Someone You Have a Girlfriend?’: 4-Hour Airplane Cheating Story Raises Relationship Questions

If there’s one thing people on the internet love, it’s other people’s relationship drama.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Wiggles Ask Australian City to Stop Using Their Music to Terrorize of Homeless People

The Wiggles Ask Australian City to Stop Using Their Music to Terrorize of Homeless People

Every city has its own way of “dealing” with homelessness.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Man Says Grubhub Sent Him a Warm Cup of Piss

Man Says Grubhub Sent Him a Warm Cup of Piss

Ordering food via an app is always a crapshoot.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘My Guy Got Robbed’: The Internet Stands Up for Kid in Best Costume Who Only Got Third Place in His School’s Competition

‘My Guy Got Robbed’: The Internet Stands Up for Kid in Best Costume Who Only Got Third Place in His School’s Competition

Despite it being a night focused on having fun, some people take Halloween incredibly seriously.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘That’s Not Me’: Asian Model Accuses Designer of Replacing Her Face With a White Woman’s

‘That’s Not Me’: Asian Model Accuses Designer of Replacing Her Face With a White Woman’s

Though model Shereen Wu may have lent her catwalk chops to 'Project Runway' alum Michael Costello’s recent fashion show, she was shocked to see a much different — and notably whiter — face plastered atop hers in photos shared to the designer’s Instagram p

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘That’s F—Ked Up!’: Former NBA Star Joe Smith Throws Tantrum After Discovering Wife’s OnlyFans Page

‘That’s F—Ked Up!’: Former NBA Star Joe Smith Throws Tantrum After Discovering Wife’s OnlyFans Page

People airing their dirty laundry online is always mildly embarrassing, but it can also be wildly entertaining, so it’s impossible to say whether it’s bad or not.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Police Begging People Not to Climb in Toilets After Woman Gets Stuck in Outhouse

Police Begging People Not to Climb in Toilets After Woman Gets Stuck in Outhouse

Every day, police have to put out press releases pleading with people not to do things that are plainly stupid.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Heavy Metal High School Teacher Suspended for Dressing as the Devil, Saying ‘Hail Satan’

Heavy Metal High School Teacher Suspended for Dressing as the Devil, Saying ‘Hail Satan’

Some people are too cool for this world.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

$1.5 Million California Home Comes with Free Meth Lab

$1.5 Million California Home Comes with Free Meth Lab

With the real estate market out-of-control, some homebuyers are making compromises on their dream homes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'A Wine Cellar In The MURDER ROOM?': True Crime Fans Shocked Over the Yuppie State of the JonBenét Ramsey House

'A Wine Cellar In The MURDER ROOM?': True Crime Fans Shocked Over the Yuppie State of the JonBenét Ramsey House

While three decades have passed since six-year-old pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey was killed in the basement of her family’s Boulder, Colorado home on Christmas day in 1996, countless true crime fans are still grappling with burning questions from the case

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Ferris Bueller' Star Alan Ruck Crashes Truck Into Pizza Parlor

'Ferris Bueller' Star Alan Ruck Crashes Truck Into Pizza Parlor

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Ferris Bueller sequel you’ve all been waiting for!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Would You Like Mice With That?': Protesters Dump An Entire Box of Mice Inside British McDonald’s

'Would You Like Mice With That?': Protesters Dump An Entire Box of Mice Inside British McDonald’s

We’ll take a Big Mac and a 10-piece McNugget — hold the mice.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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