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Ukrainian Farmers Having a Blast Yoinking Russian Tanks

Australia is Underwater As the Worst Flood in Decades Drowns Restaurants and Gas Stations

Brisbane, Australia was hit with nearly 32 inches of rainfall over 6 days. Creeks and rivers swelled leading to the worst flooding in nearly a decade.

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well

‘Russian Warship, Go F**k Yourself’ Final Words of 13 Heroic Ukrainian Soldiers

Thirteen Ukrainian soldiers are to be given the Hero of Ukraine medal after laying down their lives defending Zmiinyi Island, or Snake Island as it is more commonly known.

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day

'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.

Insanely Fat Black Bear, Hank the Tank, Terrorizing Lake Tahoe and Evading Police

Hank the Tank has broken into almost 40 homes since July and evaded Fish & Wildlife for months.

Fake Diamond Heir Pretends Assassins Chasing Him, Swindles Millions Out of Tinder Dates

Shimon Hayut, who goes by Simon Leviev online, is being accused of operating a Ponzi scheme through dating apps, specifically Tinder.

Olympic Skier's Penis Froze During Final Race

Remi Lindholm reportedly froze his penis during the final Men's Cross Country skiing event -- and it wasn't his first frozen-penis-rodeo either.

"Millions" Worth of NFTs Stolen from Largest NFT Marketplace OpenSea

Here we are again.

Prince Andrew Admits Guilt and Settles Sexual Abuse Lawsuit With Virginia Giuffre

The suit against Prince Andrew claims that he sexually abused Giuffre on three separate occasions in London, New York, and US Virgin Islands. Starting when she was 17 years old, her claims state that Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to Andrew.

Olympics Says Russian Skater Who Failed Drug Test Can Compete "Because She's a Kid"

The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) that oversees disputes in international sport, has said that Russian Figure Skater Kamila Valieva, 15, will be allowed to compete in the Women's Individual tomorrow despite testing positive for Trimetazidine.

Snoop Dogg 'Roasts a Bone' Moments Before Halftime Show

Amidst all the WTF and hilarious things to come out of Super Bowl Sunday, one of the funnier moments is a stadium employee nabbing a recording of a totally unaware Snoop Dogg crouched beside the stage trying to sneakily get a few hits off a joint before t

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead

Jon Stewart Says Neil Young's Reaction to Joe Rogan an "Overcorrection"

Stewart starts his response with, "Don't leave. Don't abandon. Don't censor. Engage."

Hugh Hefner Accused of Some Terrible Things in New Docu-Series "Secrets of Playboy"

“Secrets of Playboy '' showcases vivid accounts from former employees and Playboy playmates, and exposes the widespread abuse, and mistreatment, of Hefner's Playboy bunnies.

Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Mother Charged With Attempted Murder After Dropping Her 3 Year Old Into Bear Enclosure

The zookeepers were able to distract Zuzu away from the girl and get her to safety.

30-Year-Old Dog Walker and Antiwork Mod "Fired" After Disastrous Fox News Interview

The r/antiwork subreddit began in 2013 under the anarchist ideology that work as a means of survival should be abolished and that every human should have basic necessities met no matter who they are.

China Changes Fight Club's Ending to Authorities Winning

Chinese distributors have changed the ending of the iconic 1999 film, 'FIght Club' so that the characters turn themselves in and Tyler Durden is sent to a "lunatic asylum."

Cartels Turning to GTA V Online for Recruitment

According to a recent report, cartel members may be using GTA V as a means of recruiting drug runners.

Microsoft Buying Activision Blizzard for $67 Billion, Disgraced CEO Kotick to Remain

MGK Proposes to Megan Fox with Fugly Ring and Blood Drinking, Gets Roasted

Man Rushes Cockpit and Destroys Controls Before Trying To Jump Out Pilot Window

The flight, originally scheduled to depart for Miami from the Ramón Villeda Morales International Airport in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, was delayed for over eight hours as the airline scrambled to replace the plane.

Jared Fogle Makes First Statement From Jail Since Conviction, Quotes Shawshank Redemption

Disgraced Subway sleaze Jared Fogle has released his first statement since his 2015 conviction on child pornography charges and paying for sex with an underage girl.