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Tom Hanks Tells Mob of Fans to 'Back the F*** Off', After They Knock His Wife Over
Tom Hanks, aka 'America's Dad' had to give these overly obsessed, snot-nosed fans a harsh reality check at they knocked over his wife Rita Wilson after the two were out in NYC.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Geico Forced to Pay Woman $5.2 Million After Scum Client Gives Her an STD in His Car
Featured 3 years ago in Wow
Suspended Engineer Leaks Documents "Proving" Google's AI has Achieved Consciousness
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow
The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post
After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."
By RustyBuckler
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Shakira’s Cheating Boyfriend Officially the World’s Dumbest Man
Featured 3 years ago in Creepy
Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow
Johnny Cash Mural Pissing on Town After Prankster Shoots Him in the Dong
That's an expensive leak.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Wow
Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
5 Things About to Get Real Expensive (And What You Can About It)
How to prepare for inflation.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw
Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
Man Gets $450,000 After Suing Workplace for Celebrating His Birthday
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
7 Better Ways Elon Musk Could Spend His $43 Billion
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth
Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
Leaked Amazon List of Banned Words Feels like 1984 Come to Life
Featured 3 years ago in Creepy
Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Funny
Passenger Jet Mysteriously Nosedives in Chinese Mountains
A plane carrying 132 passengers has crashed near the city of Wuzhou in southern China.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ouch
Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ftw
Self-Proclaimed 'Culture Buff' Stabs Two at MoMA Over Canceled Show
A man identified as Gary Cabana, 60, was captured on CCTV jumping over the reception desk of The Museum of Modern Art in New York and attacking a male and female employee, both 24, stabbing them multiple times.
By Deadbeat_Dave
Featured 3 years ago in Ouch