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Tom Hanks Tells Mob of Fans to 'Back the F*** Off', After They Knock His Wife Over

Tom Hanks, aka 'America's Dad' had to give these overly obsessed, snot-nosed fans a harsh reality check at they knocked over his wife Rita Wilson after the two were out in NYC.

Geico Forced to Pay Woman $5.2 Million After Scum Client Gives Her an STD in His Car

Suspended Engineer Leaks Documents "Proving" Google's AI has Achieved Consciousness

The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post

After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."

Shakira’s Cheating Boyfriend Officially the World’s Dumbest Man

Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest

Elon Musk Challenges Accuser to Describe His Genitals

In a story first reported by Insider, Musk was accused of rubbing the flight attendant's leg without permission and offered to buy her a horse if she gave him an erotic massage while on the plane.

Johnny Cash Mural Pissing on Town After Prankster Shoots Him in the Dong

That's an expensive leak.

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Jail Boss Helps Murderer Escape Jail, Goes on the Run

Vicky White, on her last day on the job, walked convicted murderer Casey White out of prison days after selling her house.

5 Things About to Get Real Expensive (And What You Can About It)

How to prepare for inflation.

DC Star Ezra Miller's Career is Over in a Flash

Ezra Miller, known for playing The Flash in the DC franchise among other popular roles, has once again been arrested in Hawaii.

Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times

Man Gets $450,000 After Suing Workplace for Celebrating His Birthday

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

7 Better Ways Elon Musk Could Spend His $43 Billion

Johnny Depp's Savage Texts About Amber Heard Get Courtroom Laughs

Heard's lawyer asked Baruch in open court whether or not Depp texted him, "I hope her rotting corpse is decomposing in the trunk of a Honda Civic."

12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth

Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.

Leaked Amazon List of Banned Words Feels like 1984 Come to Life

Louis C.K. Wins Most Cancelled Person To Still Win Grammy

Five years after committing and admitting to sexual misconduct, Louis CK has risen back to the top of the comedy world by winning last night’s Grammy award for the best comedy album of 2021.

Putin Says Russia is Being Cancelled Just Like JK Rowling

In an address to the world on Russian State TV, Putin said the country of Russia is being canceled by Western forces similar to the treatment of the Harry Potter author JK Rowling.

Ted Cruz Gets Greeted by Cop After Going Full Karen on Airport Employees

Passenger Jet Mysteriously Nosedives in Chinese Mountains

A plane carrying 132 passengers has crashed near the city of Wuzhou in southern China.

Drunk UFC Fighter Takes Out Active Shooter With His Bare Hands

Self-Proclaimed 'Culture Buff' Stabs Two at MoMA Over Canceled Show

A man identified as Gary Cabana, 60, was captured on CCTV jumping over the reception desk of The Museum of Modern Art in New York and attacking a male and female employee, both 24, stabbing them multiple times.