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Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Banana Republic: No One Wanted to Vote Forcum

Are you Forcum or Againstcum?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

'The Pumpkin Incident': Employee Loses and Regains Job For Kicking a Pumpkin Into a Customer’s Head

One restaurant employee got a little too literal with the pumpkin head trend this spooky season, accidentally clocking a customer in the melon with a seasonal gourd.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

'You Immoral Scumbag!': Scorned Lover Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Scathing London Billboard

The only thing worse than breaking up over text? Breaking up over text … that just so happens to be broadcasted before hundreds of commuters in central London.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

‘I’ve Almost Lost Sight’: Bored Ape Conference Accidentally Blinds Visitors

As it turns out, NFTs are an affront to the eyes in more ways than one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

​​Mexican Authorities Detain Group of Airsoft Players After Mistaking Them For Active Shooters

What’s the difference between airsoft dudes bro-ing out and a mass shooting? To a group of authorities in Mexico, apparently nothing.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Serial Car Thief Foiled By Quick-Thinking Forklift Driver

Serial Car Thief Foiled By Quick-Thinking Forklift Driver

The only thing that can stop a car thief? A quick-witted forklift driver with a whole lot of vengeance.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

'He Didn't Miss a Beat': Tuba Player Knocks Out Fan In Stands, Keeps On Playing

Though they may have reputations as dweeby dudes lugging around the most cumbersome wind instrument known to man, tuba players aren't to be messed with.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

‘Lil What?’: Dude Cites Little Sister’s Hotness In Attempting to Dunk on Model

RIP Freud, you would have loved the internet.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

'Got Me Gooned Out!': Guy Uses His Unlikely Friendship With a Squirrel to Shoot to OnlyFans Stardom

It’s a tale of unlikely friendship, squirrels, and a whole lot of porn … the latter one being respective from the other two, of course.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

‘2028 About to Be Lit’: Man Banned From Wearing Usual Gimp Suit for Five Years

Continuing in the storied tradition of “weird guys,” a British man has been banned from wearing a gimp suit in public for five years after donning the suit and terrorizing local women by crawling and writhing on the ground.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

‘Charge Attack to Stun the Small One’: People Are Sounding Off on What They’d Do If These Two Girls Walked Into Their Elevator

Since Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter, many people have noted that low-effort engagement posts are on the rise.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

‘Oxtail on the Hood Like a Narco Bust’: Thieves Caught With Pounds of Stolen Oxtail Inspire the Funniest Police Bust Shot

If you decided to resort to a life of crime, what would be the first thing you’d steal?

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Uber Eats Temporarily Renames Firehouse Subs ‘D*** AND P***IES FRY’

Food delivery apps are filled with all sorts of B.S. restaurants that you’ve never heard of before.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'The Magic Is In The Hole': Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her New Mug and Unexpectedly Finds Her People

'The Magic Is In The Hole': Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her New Mug and Unexpectedly Finds Her People

Wow, she's so crazy, like for real.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

TikToker Shows How Coked Out Her Mom Is

TikToker Shows How Coked Out Her Mom Is

A coke addiction is no joke. But a Diet Coke addiction? That’ll shake your whole life up, as a user on TikTok recently revealed.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I Am Convinced This Was a Spiritual Attack’: Man’s Aftermarket Phone Charger Caught on Fire During Flight From New York to Florida

‘I Am Convinced This Was a Spiritual Attack’: Man’s Aftermarket Phone Charger Caught on Fire During Flight From New York to Florida

Have you ever wondered why items like portable phone chargers have to go in your carry-on when flying?

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

This World Record Zucchini Is All Sorts of Jack and the Beanstalk Nightmare Fuel

This World Record Zucchini Is All Sorts of Jack and the Beanstalk Nightmare Fuel

There’s a new world record zucchini out there — and my god is it a sight to behold.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I Wouldn’t Want to Go Against An Angry Mother’: 50-Year-Old Mom Offers TKO to 19-Year-Old Who Broke Her Son’s Heart

‘I Wouldn’t Want to Go Against An Angry Mother’: 50-Year-Old Mom Offers TKO to 19-Year-Old Who Broke Her Son’s Heart

They say that it’s easier to dump a mama’s boy than it is to divorce a mama’s boy, and both of those are easier than trying to change a mama’s boy.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘Everyone Started Twerking Around Him’: Cop Tries to Break Up Party, Everybody Thinks He’s a Stripper

‘Everyone Started Twerking Around Him’: Cop Tries to Break Up Party, Everybody Thinks He’s a Stripper

There’s a universal rule in throwing a house party: When the cops come, it’s time to go.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Ancient Egyptian Art Looks a Lot Like the Simpsons

Ancient Egyptian Art Looks a Lot Like the Simpsons

As many have noted, The Simpsons has a storied history of predicting events before they actually occur.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘When Is It Appropriate to Tell Someone You Have a Girlfriend?’: 4-Hour Airplane Cheating Story Raises Relationship Questions

‘When Is It Appropriate to Tell Someone You Have a Girlfriend?’: 4-Hour Airplane Cheating Story Raises Relationship Questions

If there’s one thing people on the internet love, it’s other people’s relationship drama.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Man Says Grubhub Sent Him a Warm Cup of Piss

Man Says Grubhub Sent Him a Warm Cup of Piss

Ordering food via an app is always a crapshoot.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘My Guy Got Robbed’: The Internet Stands Up for Kid in Best Costume Who Only Got Third Place in His School’s Competition

‘My Guy Got Robbed’: The Internet Stands Up for Kid in Best Costume Who Only Got Third Place in His School’s Competition

Despite it being a night focused on having fun, some people take Halloween incredibly seriously.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘That’s F—Ked Up!’: Former NBA Star Joe Smith Throws Tantrum After Discovering Wife’s OnlyFans Page

‘That’s F—Ked Up!’: Former NBA Star Joe Smith Throws Tantrum After Discovering Wife’s OnlyFans Page

People airing their dirty laundry online is always mildly embarrassing, but it can also be wildly entertaining, so it’s impossible to say whether it’s bad or not.

By cathybara

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Police Begging People Not to Climb in Toilets After Woman Gets Stuck in Outhouse

Police Begging People Not to Climb in Toilets After Woman Gets Stuck in Outhouse

Every day, police have to put out press releases pleading with people not to do things that are plainly stupid.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

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