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‘What Explains This Phenomenon of Zoomer Women Lusting over the BMCs (Big Millennial C–)’: Zoomer Dudes Pissed No One Wants to Date Them
Despite what incels think, dating is a nightmare for a lot of people, not just men, and not just weird men who never go outside and blame the world for their problems.
By cathybara
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You’re Gonna Let Her Know That You Effed Up': Woman Discovers Her Neighbor’s Husband Has Been Cheating After Three Hour Screaming Match
Though @myladyweeze may have spent one day last week working from home, she got something a whole lot better than water cooler gossip, finding herself in the front-row seat for a whole lot of drama after her neighbor’s friend caught him cheating on his wi
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Sometimes Sbarro Be Callin': Police Chase Ends After Man Crashes Through Mall Doors, Arrested In Food Court
A man was arrested in Pueblo Colorado on Tuesday after leading police on a chase through the Pueblo shopping center parking lot before driving through the doors of the mall, before crashing and being taken into custody in the mall's food court.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
‘Call Them the Whack Ops’: Everything We Know About the IDF’s Sperm Retrieval Unit
On Tuesday, Israel’s official Twitter page shared a video hinting at one of their latest endeavors amid the ongoing conflict in Gaza — retrieving semen from dead soldiers and civilians to help them grow their legacies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'This Is Not Real!': Airplane Passenger Has Massive Meltdown, Fights Cabin Crew and Claims She Was "Human Trafficked"
One passenger on a flight from New York City to Kansas City found herself, too, screaming about the construct of reality while attempting to fly the friendly skies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Leonardo DiCaprio Roasted For Rapping At His 49th Birthday Party
Despite his penchant for dating women roughly half his age, Leonardo DiCaprio rang in the big 4-9 the way only a middle-aged man could, treating guests to a terrible rendition of “DWYCK” by Gang Starr and Nice & Smooth.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I Want Another Pie!': Angry Boomer Hurls McDonald’s Pie At Workers In Drive Thru Tussle
Someone's angry MeeMaw was clearly not lovin’ her recent trip to McDonald’s, throwing an apple pie through the drive-through window during a brutal battle with one of the fast food chain’s employees.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'Today a Criminal Got Away': Cops Shoot Elaborate Celine Dion TikTok Instead of Doing Their Jobs
“Somebody's grieving family is waiting for you guys to finish lip-synching,” added one commenter, as the internet unanimously condemned a video of police using a squad car and leaf blower as props in a viral TikTok challenge.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'I'm a Grammy-Nominated Artist': Gospel Singer Threatened With Grounding After She Wouldn't Stop Singing On Delta Flight
Though the Grammy Award overlords may have enjoyed gospel singer Bobbi Storm’s musical chops, the same can not be said for one Delta cabin crew member, who nearly kicked the musician off a flight after she tried to treat her fellow passengers to an improm
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
'You Stupid Little Pimple': Angry British Karen Transforms Into a 'Resident Evil Village' Cutscene Character
One angry British boomer was so peeved to see a man driving through her neighborhood that she spontaneously transformed into a Resident Evil side character, harassing the motorist through his car window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny